Sheikh to Shopkeeper: Bhai Sahib 1 rupee ka easy load ker de

Sheikh to shopkeeper: bhai sahib 1 rupee ka easy load ker de. shopkeeper: gusse se !! 1 rupee ke load se kisi ko call kerne ya message?? sheikh: kerna to kuch ni bs waise he urrane ke adat hai

Sheikh to Shopkeeper: Bhai Sahib 1 rupee ka easy load ker de

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

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Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

Thahre hue na bahte hue paniyon mein hun

ठहरे हुए न बहते हुए पानियों में हूँ

umid koi nahin aasra bhi koi nahin

उमीद कोई नहीं आसरा भी कोई नहीं

wo maut ka manzar jo tha din raat wahi hai

Sheikh to Shopkeeper: Bhai Sahib 1 rupee ka easy load ker de

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