Customer – agar mai aaj cheque jama karu to wo kab clear hoga?
clerk – 3 din me.
customer – dono bank amne-samne hai fir b itna samay q ?
clerk – sir procedure to follow karna padta hai na. socho agar aap shamshan ke bahar hi mar gaye, to aapko pahle ghar lekar jayenge ya wahin nipta denge ?
customer behosh…..