An idiot decided to start a chicken farm
so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with.
a month later he returned to the dealer
for another hundred chickens
because all of the first lot had died.
a month later he was back at the dealer
for another hundred chickens
for the second lot had also died.
"but i think i know where i'm going wrong,
said the idiot, "i think i'm planting them too deep.