Just after the maid had been fired SHARE FacebookTwitter Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse and threw it to fido, the family dog. when asked why by her former employer, she answered, i never forget a friend. this was for helping me clean the dishes all the time!More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke