Aaj jo tanha hai woh pardes mein zaroor mujh ko us ney socha ho ga khuvabon aur khyaalon mein mera hi chehra tarasha ho ga raah chaltey jo us ko mera khyaal aaya ho ga aik nazar ruk ke asmaan pe chand ko dekha ho ga jab saath they to roz hi larti thi mujh sey ab din mein so baar khud peh bigarti ho gi mail box kholtey hi naam mera dhondti ho gi aur na pa ke mujhey aap hi aap mujh sey roth ti ho gi zaror masrof hon buhat ya koi test hai mera tawelein ghurr ke khud hi behal ti ho gi tanha sard raat mein yuon hi sarak peh tehaltey huvey khyaalon hi khyaalon mein haath us ney mera thama ho ga phir kisi pool ke nechey ruk kar aankhon mein mere us ney jhaanka ho ga.
14 saal ke ladke ko, 10 saal ki khubsurat ladki ki photo raste mein mili, aur us ladke ko ladki se pyar ho gya. uska us ladki k liye pyar dhire-2 badne lga. wo us ladki se bhut pyar karne lga. lekin wo ladka us ladki ko kbi nahi pa ska. kuch saal bad. uski wife ne wo photo dekha aur pucha: tumhe ye photo kha se mila? ladke ne pucha kyun? ladki boli: meri photo kho gya thi jab mein 10 saal ki thi.
2 chiryo ki love story: 1 din chira bola: mujhe chor kar kbhi tum ud to nahi jaogi? chirya: ud jaun to tum pakar lena chira: mai tumhe pakar sakta hun magr phir pa nahi skta chirya ki aankho mai aansu agaye, usny apne pankh tod diye or boli: ab hum hamesha sath rahenge 1 din boht zor se tofan aya, chira udane laga tabhi chirya boli: tum ud jao,mai nahi ud sakti. chira apna khyal rkhna keh kar urh gaya jab tofan thama or chira waps aaya to usane dekha ke chirya mar chuki ti or ek daali par likha tha kash tum 1 bar to kehte k mai tumhe nahi chor sakta to shayd mai tofan any sy pehly nhi marti.
Story k kyun pyar k sath dard rehta hai dard ne counting start ki aur sari feelings chup gayi. jhoot ek darakht k piche chup gaya aur pyar gulaab k piche. sab pakre gaye siwa pyar k, yeh dekh kr jealousy ne dard ko bata dia k pyar kahan chupa hai. dard ne pyar ko khinch k nikala to kanton ki waja se pyar ki ankhen kharab ho gayi aur wo andha ho gaya. tho sb ne dard ko saza sunai k wo zindagi bhar pyar k sath rahe ga. bs tab se pyar andha hota hai aur wo jahan b jata hai dard us k sath jata hai.
Ek ladke ne apni class ki 1 ladki ko prapose kiya or wo raji ho gayi.. ladki aksar kha karti thi ki main bina dil k ji rhi hoon q ki mera dil tere paas hai... kuch dino baad ladki ne apna irada change kar diya or ladke se kaha ki main tumse shadi nhi kar sakti mere parents ki khusi meri khusi hai... ladki ne kaha hum hamesa dost hi rhenge or ladka maan gya... kuch dino baad ladki ki shadi hui to us ladke ne use "gift" bheja.. ladki ne gift kholte hi rona chalu kar diya... q ki 'gift mein dil tha wo v khun se lathpath' or likha tha.." are pagal tumhara dil to mere paas tha use bhijva rha hoon apne husband ko kya do gi? "its love"
Amazing love story: a kanjoos boy fell in love with kanjoos girl.. girl: jab dad so jyenge to mai gali me sikka fekungi, awaaz sunke tum turant andar aa jana. lekin boy sikka fekne k 1 ghante baad aaya. girl: itni der kyo laga di?;-> boy: wo mai sikka dhund rha tha. girl: pagal wo to "dhaaga baandh" k feka tha, wapas khich liya..:
Ek pagal roz yehi kehta tha- gulti banaunga, panchi ko marunga.. 6 month pagal khane me treatment k baad dr. ne pucha- ab kya karoge? pagal- shadi dr.-phir? pagal-suhagrat dr.-good, phir?pagal-sari utarunga dr.-phir?pagal-blouse utarunga dr.-oh no! phir?pagal-br* be utarunga dr.-my god, phir?pagal-phir kya! br* k elastic se gulti banaunga or panchi ko marunga. dr.-oh my gudnes sala 2 to perfct pagal hai re..
Ek seth ne sindhi salesman rakha. sales 4 guna ho gayi.. seth ek din sindhi se milne shop pe aaya toh woh grahak ko fishing rod bech raha tha, seth khada ho k dekhne laga, grahak ne 800 me fishing rod kharid lia... sindhi salesmen bola - itne mehnge joote pehanke fishing karoge? sports shoe le lo usne 600 ke shoes le liye sindhi bola-dhoop lagegi, ek cap bhi lo, usne le li sindhi bola - fishing karte hue bhookh lagegi to kuch khane ko le lo usne chips, biscuit le liye woh bola fish rakhne ke liye ek basket le lo, le liya iss tarah uska bill 8000 bana seth bahut khush hua bola - tum acche salesman ho, wo keval fishng rod lene aaya tha or tumne itna saman bech diya.. sindhi sales man : sethji wo to biwi ke liye "whisper" lene aaya tha, maine bola-7 din kya karega, ja jake machali pakad...
Fees maafi ke liye application: to the principal high school sir, baat ye hui k mere dad ne mujhe fees k liye 2000 rupe diye the, 500 ki dosto k sath film dekh li, 500 ki drink ho gayi, 500 ka girlfrind ka recharge karwana pad gaya fir usko 250 ki coffee pilai, aur bache 250 english wali mam pe shart har gaya… mein samjhta tha ki unka sirf maths ke sir ke saath chakkar hai par unka to aapse bhi chakar nikla, ab aapke paas 2 hi raste haia… ya to meri fees maaf ya aapka pardafaash.. asha karta hun meri fees maaf ho jayegi… aapka pyara vidyarthi.. chappal chor das
Ek sharabi full tight hokar ghar jaa raha tha.. raaste me mandir ke baahar pujari dikha.. sharabi n pujari se poocha, sabse bada kaun? pujaari ne peecha chudane ke liye kaha- "mandir bada".. sharabi bola "mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada" pujari: "dharti badi" sharabi: "dharti badi toh sheshnaag pe kyun khadi" pujari: "sheshnaag bada" sharabi: "sheshnaag bada toh shiv ke gale me kyon pada" pujari: "shiv bada" sharabi: "shiv bada toh parbat par kyon khada" pujari: "parbat bada" sharabi: "parbat bada toh hanuman ki ungli pe kyon pada" pujari: "hanuman bada" sharabi: "hanuman bada toh ram ki charno me kyon pada" pujari: "ram bada" sharabi: "ram bada toh ravan ke piche kyun pada" pujari: "arey mere baap tu bata kaun bada" . . . . sharabi: "is duniya me woh bada jo puri bottle pee ke apni taango pe khada"
Ek ladki ki 5 crore ki lottery nikli , company ne socha k achanak btayege to ladki khushi se mar sakti hai, usne pappu ko ye kaam diya or kaha k ladki ko kuchh iss tarah se btana ki wo khushhi se mar na jaye, pappu ne ja ke us ladki ko kaha maan lo aap ko 5 crore ka inaam nikle to kya krogi...?? larki: aap ke samne dance karungi aap se pyar krungi, shadi karlungi, yehi nahi, aadha inaam bhi tumhe de dungi. ye sun kr pappu hi khushi se mar gaya..
Dosto,aaj hum 1 ajib prani ke bareme padhenge.. is jiv ka naam hai... "girlfriend". yeh aksar college me payi jati hai... inka poustik aahar he boyfriend ka bheja aur wallet. inhe aksar naraz hone ka natak karte hue dekha jata hai.. is prani ka sabse khataranak hathiyar he rona or emotionally blackmail karna. uske sampark me rehne se tension naam ki bimari ho sakti hai. jiska koi ilaaj nahi, baas inse savdhan rehna "bharat sarkar dwara janhit me jari."