Petrol pump se 21 km door 1 faujitruck ka petrol khatam ho gaya 2nd seat par major beitha tha santa driver ne major ko bataya k sir petrol pump tak dhakka laganaparrayga sub neechay utray aur ... dhakka lagana shuru kia kaafi dair baad petrol pump par pahunch gaye.. kuchh jawan thak k behosh ho gaye santa ne petrol dalwana shuru kia to major ne kaha k peechhy jo drum hai us mebhe dalwa lo . santa : sir, wo tou full hai emergency k liye rakha hua hai:-p:-d
Nanha munna bachha hu main. sabke man ko main harsaau. pyar se mujhko jo bhi dekhe. pass main uske aana chahu. ada hai meri ye nakhrali. baah o ko. sabki tarsaau :d muskan meri. aisi albeli. dil me sabke pyar jagau. le lo mujhko godi me tum. mithi pappi :* main de jaau :* susu pe control nahi hai. jab tab diaper gila kar jaau..hehehe :p bhuk lage hai jab bhi mujhko.mumma mumma main chillau>:(.
1 naik admi jis ki adat thi k wo rastay me milne wale har shakhs ko salam krta tha. par 1 shakhs us k salam ka jwab daine k bajaye usay galiyan deta. phir b wo naik insan har roz salam karta. 1 din usay kisi ne pocha k: wo shakhs har roz apko bura bhala kehta hai tum phir b usay salam q kartay ho? us naik insan ne jwab dia: uski beti se meri setting hai yar. moral: har msg islami nhi hota.. ghor se prhne ka shukria
Ek aurat bache ke liye ro rahi thi ek engg ne rone ki wajah puchi aurat ne kaha k mera bacha bimar hai aur dawa k liye paise nahi hai engg ne 1000 ka note diya aur kaha jao dawa lelo aur 100 ka dudh bhi le lena baki paise mujhe wapis de dena aurat thodi der bad dawa or dudh le ayi baki 650 rs engineer ko wapis kar diye engg khush hua aur sochne laga ki neki kabhi zaya nahi jati.. . . doctor ko fees mil gayi, bache ko dawa mil gayi aur . . . . mera nakli note bhi chal gaya
Touching story. ek ladka or ek ladki dono bohat pyaar karte the. par unke ghrwalo ko unka pyaar pasand nahi tha. to un dono ne ek sat marne ka plan banaya. wo dono ek badi bulding par gaye pahale ladki ne chalang lagai. . or . . . . . . . . . . . usi time shaktimaan wahi se gujar raha tha. to kya shaktimaan us ladki ko bacha payega.. janane k liye dekhte rahiye shaktimaan..
2 dost jungle mein, raste me raat ho gayi wo tent laga k so gaye.. . raat ko 1 dost ki ankh khuli.. usne dusre ko jaga k kaha: aasman ki taraf dekh ke bata tujhe kya nazar aatahai..?? . . 2nd: bahut sare sitare 1st: is se kya pata chalta hai..?? 2nd: asman khubsurat hai.. 1st: abey newton ki aulad, tent chori ho gaya hai..
Car mai pappu ki family jaa rahi thi. police ne car ko roka: ye suraksha week hai.. aap seat belt pehan kar car chala rahe ho, . aapko 5000 ka inaam diya jata hai. . aap is inaam ka kya karoge.. ?? . .. pappu:- mai iss se apna driving licence banwaunga.. . tabhi uski maa boli: iss ki baat ka yakin mat karo.. . daaru pee kar kuchh bhi bolta hai.. . uske papa neend se jaage aur police ko dekh ke bole: mujhe pata tha ki chori ki car me hum zyada door nahi ja paenge.. . tabhi car ki dikki se awaaj aayi: hamne bordar cross kar liya kya ??
Ek chaor ameer aadmi ke ghar chori karne gaya tijori par likha tha tijori todne ki jarorat nahi hai 452 no prees karke samne wala lal batan dabaye jaise hi batan daba alaram baja aur police aagye.. jate jate chor seth se bola. ab mera inshanyat se bharosh uth gaya hai..
5 doctor aur 3 teacher helicopter per latke huwe the pilot: wajan zyada ho raha hai ek ko rassi chodni padegi teacher: ye qurbani hum denge kyunki hum teacher hai bajow thaliyan sabhi doctor ne thali bajai wajan khud ba khud kam hogaya moral of story: doctor bano ya engineer guru to guru hota hai.
1 ladke ne marne ke 3 minute pehle 2 msg kiye.. 1 gf. ko and 1 dost ko.. mein ja raha hu reply fast.. 1st reply gf ka aya: tum kahan ja rahe ho, i m busy bad me milenge. ye sunkar use bahut dard hua.. 2nd msg dost ka aya: abe kamine akele kaha ja raha hai ruk mein bi ata hu.. ye padkar wo ladka muskuray aur bola aaj phir pyar dosti se haar gaya.
Death came to a guy and said, “my frnd today is ur day” guy: “but im not ready!”. then death said, “well ur name is the next on my list”. guy: “okay why don’t u take a seat and i will get u something to eat before we go?”. then death said, “all right” the guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep. the guy took the list & removed his name from top of the list and put into the bottom of the list… when death woke up he said to the guy, “because u have been so very nice to me, i will start from the bottom of the list”
Two butterflies were in love. 1 day they decided to play hide n seek, they fixed a flower & decided that, tomorrow 1 who will come first & sit on this flower will love the other more. at morning the female butterfly came very early &waited for the flower to open. when it opened she was shocked to see that, the male butterfly had died inside it, b’coz he was waiting since last night to tell her…!! “how much he loves her”