Station pe ek kuli se bahar jane ka rasta pucha kuli ne kaha: bahar ja kr puchho. mene khud rasta dundh liya bahar ja kar taxi wale se pucha: bhai sahab, lal kile ka kitna loge? jawab mila: bechna nahi hai… taxi chhor mene bus pakad li. conductor se puchha: ji, kya me cigarette pi sakta? conductor (gusse se): hargij nhi,yaha cigarette pina mana hai. mene kaha: par wo janab to pi rhe hai? conductor: usne mujhse puchha nhi hai. lal kile pahucha, hotel gya, manager se kaha: room chahiye 7vi manjil me. manager: rehne k liye ya kud kar suicide karne k liye? hotel se nikla dost k ghar jane k liye raste me ek janab se pucha: janab ye sadak kaha jati hai? janab haskar bole: pichle 20 saal se dekh raha hu, kahi nahi jati, yahi padi hai! :-?
Ek aadmi ki 6 shaadiyan hoti h, har baar uski biwi kuch dino me hi mar jaati h... . . usney 7vi krne ki sonchi.. pr usey koi bhi apni beti dene ko taiyaar na tha.. . . aakhir me uski shaadi aisi ladki se hui, jiski bhi shaadi 6 baar ho chuki thi, or hr baar uska pati mar jata tha.. . . logo ne soncha dekhte h ,ab kya hota h... . . unki shaadi hui, or agle din subah hi.. . . . . . . . . . (•,•) <))> _/_/ 100 /- ka recharge krao fir batata hu...
Cute love story...! there was a boy whø daily sent his girlfriend a rose when ever he was out. ...1 day he died, still his girlfriend received a rose evryday, she was shøcked she asked the floweriest, she told her that her boyfriend had paid advance for her whole life. sø… love someone such that it remains forever…♥
Tortoise and a rabbit wrote an entrance exam, tortoise got 80%, rabbit got 81%. both went 4 admission to an engineering college, cut off needed was 85%. rabbit didn't get admission but the tortoise got admission. how? . . . . u remember when we were in the 1st std the tortoise won a race. sports quota 5% marks extra :-
One day raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using pigeon instead of mobile. the very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. he angried and called to rani.she told stupi d "this was a missed call".
Ek tota maina ki kahani... maina tota se bahut pyar karti he , bt tota maina ki pyar ko itna mahatv nahi deta . ek din maina ne puchha tota se " tum mujhe kabhi chhod kar ud to nhi jaaoge na" , tota ne kaha me ud jaunga to tum mujhe pakad lena, maina ne kaha " me tumhe pakad to sakti hu par tunhe vapas nahi paa sakta", ye sun kar tota ke aakho me aasu aa gaye tota ne apna pankh tod diya or bola ab me ud nhi sakta kabhi chhod kr nhi jaaunga , us din se dono bahut kush the par ek din tufan aaya ... tota ne kaha maina se tum ud jao me ud nhi sakta , maina thik he apna khayal rakhna ye keh kar ud jaatihe , jab tufan rukta he or maina vapas aati he to tota mara hua pada hota he or ek daali par likha hua hota he "kaas tum ek baar mujhse keh deti main tunhe chhod kar nhi jaa sakti to me tufan aane se pahle nahi marta" .....
Ωσмєη ωιll вє ωσмєη… . . a 54 year old woman had a heart attack & was taken 2 the hospital. while on the operating table she had a near death experience. seeing god she asked, “is my time up ?” god said, “no, you have another 34 years 2 live.” upon recovery, the woman decided 2 stay in the hospital & have a face-lift, liposuction, & tummy tuck. she even changed her hair color finally she was released from the hospital. while crossing the road on her way home, she was killed by a truck. arriving in front of god, she asked, “you said i had another 34 years 2 live. why didn’t you save me from the truck?” (you’ll love this) . . . . god replied: “i couldn’t recognize you!”
Meri mohabbat ka aisa haal hua ki kisi se bya na kar paya... uski yaado ne na jine diya aur na zmane ke dar se mar paya... chalti hai jaha teri baat mai chup sa ho jata hu... tere diye zakhmo ko mai kisi ko dikha bhi nhi pata hu... karunga teri badnami to log mujhe pe hasenge... is bewafa ke liye chhoda tha tumne hame mere apne mujhe aisa kahenge... isi liye dard-e-dil ko dba ke rakha hai. tere baad maine teri yado ko apna bna ke rakha hai. mujhe maloom hai tu ab tak mere naam ko bhi bhula chuki hogi... 'wo to ek pagal tha mar gya hoga meri yaad me' aisa apne dil ko smjha chuki hogi... na jane fir kyu tu mujhse bhulayi nhi jati. tujhe to aati nhi fir na jane kyu mujhe teri itni yaad hai aati...
Ek 6 year k bacche ki dost sunami me mar gyi.. wo daily samundar k kinare jata, lehre aati or uske kadmo ko bhiga jati, ladka rota or kehta tu kitne bhi pav chu le.. main kabhi tmhe maaf nahi karunga…!!
Ek tooti prem kahani fark sirf itna sa hai . uski barat gai, iski mayat uthi. * phool us par bhi the, phool ispar bhi the. * mehfil waha bhi thi, log yaha bhi the. * wo doli pe thi, ye janaze pe thi. * unka hasna waha, inka rona yaha. * saheliya uski bhi thi, dost iske bhi the. * qazi udhar bhi the, molvi idhar bhi the. * wo saj ke gai, ise sajaya gaya. * wo uth ke gai, ise uthaya gaya. * *fark sirf itna tha* * use apnaya gaya, or ise dafnaya gaya.
A heart touching story:- ek 6 year k bacche ki dost sunami me mar gyi.. wo daily samundar k kinare jata, lehre aati or uske kadmo ko bhiga jati, ladka rota or kehta tu kitne bhi pav chu le.. main kabhi tumhe maaf nahi karunga.
3 dosto ki kahani 1 gayaan. 2 dhan. aur 3 viswaas 3no bahut achche dost the 3no ko judaa hona para 3no ne ek dusre se sawal kiya ki kaun kaha jayega....? gayaan bola mai to mandir, masjid, church, gurudawre aur vidyaale jaungaa. dhan ne kaha mai mahal aur ameero ke paas jaungaa. lekin viswaas chup tha 2no ne wajah puchi to biswaas ne thandi aah bhar ke bola mai 1 baar chala gaya to bapis nahi aaungaa.