Ek rajkumar ko shraap mila tha.. ki wo ek saal me ek word hi bol sakta tha. to wo 3 saal tak kuch nahi bolaa "or" wo 3 saal tak intjaar karta raha keval ek rajkumari ko i love you bolne ke lie...! . . jb usne ye word bole to rajkumari ne kaha... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . mai sun nahi paayi. plz repeat kro....!♣
Nice love story 1 ladki ko anguthi chahiye thi, lekin uske boyfriend ne use anguthi k badle me 1 teddy bear dia. gusse me ladki ne us teddy bear ko road pe fek dia. boyfriend teddy bear lene road pe gaya lekin tabi peche se ek car ne use takkar maar dia or wo ladka wahi mar gaya. uske antim sanskar k din us ladki ne teddy bear ko zoor se gale lagaya or tab teddy bear k andar laga hua machine bola. kya aap mujse shadi karoge, anguthi mere pocket me he ..!♥♥
[ prem - nagari ] - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ek ishq nagri ki wadi thi, jahan pyar ki nadiyan bahti thi,, ↓ kuchh dil-wale bhi rahte the, jo ki pyar ki baate karte the,, ↓ jab bahar ka mausam aata tha, aur fool pyar ke khilte the,, ↓ mast-nasheeli roto me, pyar se do dil milte the,, ↓ ek roz wo basti bikhar gayi, aur pyar ki basti ujar gayi,, ↓ aur fir har dil ko sog laga, aur jeevan bhar ka rog laga,, ↓ deewane phirte-rahte hai, aur har ek se pucha karte hai, ↓ ikraar kisi se naa karna, tum pyar kisi se naa karna...!♥
Ek minister ki biwi bahut hi sunder aur sexy thi. ek din minister ka najane kya mood bana or usne patni ko bulaya aur puchha. minister: “sach sach batao tumne hamare sath kitni baar bewafayi ki hai?” patni kuch soch ke boli: “ji sirf 3 baar” minister man hi man mein khush hua ki chalo itni sexy hone ke baad bhi sirf 3 baar hi bewafayi ki, fir bhi usne pucha minister: “kab kab” patni: “ek bar jab aapke dil ka operation hua tha to main shehar ke sabse bade dr. ko manane gayi thhi” minister: “hmm” patni: “agli bar jab aap jail mein band the aur rihayi ke koi chances na the to judge ke pass gayi thi” minister: “aur teesri bar” patni sharmate hue: “jab aapko sarkar banani thi aur aapke pas 76 mlas kam the…“:d:d
Boss to girl ; tum mujhe sirf ek bar karne do... main jaldi kar lunga aor tume 2000 rs. bhi dunga.. main jameen pe paise fekunga, tum jhuk kar utha lena.. tab tak main kar lunga.. girl ko offer pasand aaya, usne apne boy friend ki rai li. bf : accha hai par uthane mein jaldi karna.. 1 ghante baad... bf : kya hua ? girl : woh kamina, aaaah... abhi bhi kar raha hai, aaah.. aaaah.. kutta sab 1-1 ke sikke le k aaya tha... aaaah.. aaaah.. aaaaah... moral : invest karne se pehle saare offer dhyan se padhe varna; aaaah.... aaaah....
Baba saxidas ka ek khas bhakt thha rahul. uski kuch dino baad shadi thhi to vo baba ke pass card dene pahunch gaya rahul: “baba pranam, agle mahiney meri shadi hai, aapke liye card laya hun” baba saxidas: “jeeta rah bachha, hum jarur aayenge” rahul: “baba ji, aapse ek sawal puchna thha?” baba: “pucho bachha” rahul: “main kese pata karu ki meri biwi v*rgin hai ya nahi?” baba: “bahut hi simple hai bachha, suhagrat ko apni ek goti ko lal aur dusri ko neela paint karke ja” rahul hairani se: “baba us se kya hoga?” baba: “agar biwi ne unko dekh ke reponse diya — oh my god, colourfull gotiya to pahle kabhi nahi dekhi to samjh jana ki….“:d:d
Kapil naam ka ek aadmi fauj mein major thha usko log kafi smart aur intelligent bola karte thhe ek din faujiyo ki ek party chal rahi thhi usmein ek ladki aayi usne kapil se pucha: “aap log to fauj mein rahte hai desh ki seva main busy rahte hai, aapne last time sex kab kiya thha?” kapil ne kuch socha aur bola: “1955” ladki khush hote hue: “wow, ye to bahut time ho gaya, kya aap abhi mere sath sex karna chahenge?” kapil ne apni watch dekhi aur muskurate hue bola: “nahi dear abhi nahi, abhi to sirf 2035 hue hai, thodi der baad karenge“.:d:d
Tha mai neend me aur mujhe itna sajaaya ja rha tha.. bade pyaar se se mujhe nahlaya ja rha rha tha... na jaane... tha vo kounsa ajab khel mere ghar me, bachcho ki tarah mujhe kandhe par uthaya ja rha tha... tha paas mera har apna us vaqt... phir bhi mai har kisi ke man se bhulaaya ja rha tha... jab kabhi dekhte bhi na the mohabbat ki niganho se... unke dil se bhi pyaar mujhe par lutaya ja rha tha. malum nhi kyu hairan tha har koi mujhe sote huye dekh kar... jor-jor se ro-kar mujhe jagaya ja rha tha. kaanp uthi meri ruh vo manjar dekh kar... jahan mujhe hamesha ke liye sylaya ja rha tha.. mohabbat ki intaha thi jin dilo me mere ... unhi dilo se aaj mai, ek pal me dur ja rha tha......!♣♣
Ek tooti prem kahani, ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ fark sirf itna sa h, unki barat gyi, inki mayat uthi, phool us pr b the, phool is pr b the, mehfil waha b thi, log yaha b the, wo doli pe thi, ye janaze pe tha, unka hasna waha, inka rona yaha, sahliya unki b thi, dost inke b the, qazi udhar b the, molvi idar b the, wo saj ke gyi, ise sajaya gya, wo uth ke gyi, ise uthaya gya, fark sirf itna sa h, use apnaya gya, 'aur'..... ise dafnaya gya....!!♣
♥ meri~dasthan ♥ humari bhi thi ek kahani, humari bhi thi ek hasti purani, * kaandhe pe tha dosto ka hath, sara jamana jeet lete aisa tha yaron ka sath, * saath baithkar karte the masti, jab samosa tha 2rupe aur chai thi sasti, * dosto ke liye kiya bachpan kurban, aaj wo ban baithe is dhadkan ki jaan, * choti se choti bato ko dil se lagaya, phir bhi kamino ne jaate jaate khub hansaya, * pathai ka to sirf ek bahana tha, school me to dosta se milne jana tha, * marne se pahle dosto ek wada nibhana, meri kabar per aakar kahna... "yaar" uth kal movie dekhne time per aana.....!♥♥
1 bacha school ka kaam kar raha tha ki uski pencil zameen pe gir gayi, usne seenay pe hath rakh ke utha li, phr uski ruber giri usnay seenay pe hath rakh ke utha li, uski maa ne kha k tum seenay pe hath rakh k cheezen q uthate ho?? bacha bola: hamari miss b aise uthati hain, maa: beta unko aise uthane do lekin tum aise na kia karo. bacha: nahi maa 1 dafa unhone hath nahi rakha tha to unke fefde bahar aa gye the....sory yr acha lga to share kr dia ..
Ek shikaari jungle mein shikaar karne gaya, par kafi dhundne ke baad use koi jaanwar nahi mila, time pass ke liye usne socha ki chalo muthh hi maar leta hoon. shikaari muthh maarne lag gaya to ek sher ne use dekha aur bhaga bhaga ghar vapis aya aur sare janwar ikathe kar liye. sher: “sab jaan bacha ke bhag jao ek shikaari aaya hai” lomdi boli: “to kya hua ismein darne ki kya baat hai, vo to roj hi aate hai?” sher rote hue bola: “mene bade-bade shikaari dekhe lekin aisa shikaari kahi nahi dekha, isne apni bandook 70-80 baar load kar li hai ab pata nahi ek saath kitne fire karega behnchod ka“:d:d