Kapil naam ka ek aadmi fauj mein major thha
usko log kafi smart aur intelligent bola karte thhe
ek din faujiyo ki ek party chal rahi thhi usmein ek ladki aayi
usne kapil se pucha: “aap log to fauj mein rahte hai desh ki seva main busy rahte hai, aapne last time sex kab kiya thha?”
kapil ne kuch socha aur bola: “1955”
ladki khush hote hue: “wow, ye to bahut time ho gaya, kya aap abhi mere sath sex karna chahenge?”
kapil ne apni watch dekhi aur muskurate hue bola: “nahi dear abhi nahi, abhi to sirf 2035 hue hai, thodi der baad karenge“.:d:d