New generation ;) 1 orat ne 5 sal k bachy ko cigrate pite dekha to bachy se kaha: kia parents ko maloom hy k tum cigrate peete ho? bacha: dhoovan chhorte hue,,, mohtarma! kia ap k shohar ko maloom hy k aap ek ghair mard se baaten kr rhi hyn? (';') kaka <) )> rocked _/\_ anti shoked :) lik
Everyone mst read 1 sachhi ghatna :- jise soch kar insan ki ruh tak kaanp jaayegi magar zalimo k hath tak nahi kaanpe dehradun me 17 sal ki masoom ladki, jisne abhi 12th pass kiya tha aur abhi jo din uske enjoy karne k the . uske sage baap or bhai ne behla fusla kr . . usse engineering ka form bharwa diya..
Apno ko apno kay jazbaaton say kheltay dekha hay, jhoot suun suun kay sach ka katl hotay dekha hay, nahi farq padta unhein kay kya guzeregi kisi pay, unhe to bas humnay armano ko kuchaltay dekha hay, lamha lamha dur honay ka dard satata rehta hay, uss doori ka ham nay faida unhein uthatay dekha hay, kar kay sitam phir khaatay hain apno ki jhooti kasam , unn kasmo ko ham nay hamesha tut-tay huay dekha hay , farebi nahi hain ham phir bhi kehlatay hain farebi , farebi kahay hamein uss ko ham nay hastay huay dekha hay, sambhali apni her khushi uss sachi ibadat kay liyay , khushian bant-tay ham nay unhein gairo kay saath dekha hay, seher tuo lay jay gi apne sab dard khud mein samait kay, lekin iss dard mein ham nay bohton ko jaltay dekha hay.
Ek newspaper me chhapa ki:"50%ladkiya bewkoof hoti hai". . . is baat par ladkiyo ne khub halla machaya.. . . fir next day jab ye chapa k"50% ladkiya bewkoof nahi hoti". tab jakar ladkiya shant hui.
Tha main neend mein or mujhe itna sajaya ja raha tha, bade hi pyar se mujhe nehlaya ja raha tha, najane tha wo konsa ajab khail mere ghar mein, bac'chon ki tahra'n mujhe kandhe pe uthaya ja raha tha, tha paas mere mera har apna us waqt, phir bhi main har kisi k mu se bulaya ja raha tha, jo kabhi dekhte bhi na thy, muhabbat ki nigha se, un k dil se bhi pyar mujh pe lutaya ja raha tha, maloom nahi heran tha har koi mujhe sota hua dekh kar, zor zor se ro kar mujhe hansaya ja raha tha, kaanp utthi meri rooh, mera wo makaa'n dekh kar, pata chala mujhe dafnaya ja raha tha, ro pada phir main bhi apna wo manzar dekh kar jahan mujhe hamesha k liye sulaya ja raha tha.
Duriyaa aasani se mitati hai "sharab" majburiyon ko nashe mein nachati hai "sharab" aansuyon ko mila de tu apne har ek jaam mein fir dekh kaise yaadon ko aur kareeb lati hai "sharab" thak chuke hai jo is duniya ke sitamo se unhe do pal ki rahat dilati hai "sharab" pankh laga kar aasmaan mein ud jate hai jo panchi do ghoot mein umhe baho mein la sakti hai "sharab" jiss ka hath sari duniya chhod deti hai unke hathon mein akshar paayie jati hai "sharab" kabhi bhi apne gamon ko bhulana ho to kah dena kitne bhi bade gum mein kisiko bhi hasati hai "sharab"
Prem duniya ka sabse khubsurat ehsash hai... jitani paribhashaye prem ki hai utani duniya me kisi bhi, dusare manobhav ki nahi hai... ye vah ehsash hai jise manav hi nahi pashu-panchhi ped-paudhe, bhi samajhte hai... prem abhivyakti hai- anand ki,madhurta ki,saundrya ki,, prem viyog hai,tyag hai,sampard hai... prem kabhi anshuo me chhipi muskan jaisa hai to kabhi muskan me chhipi anshuo jaisa hai.
3 cheezain zindagi me 1 bar milti hain 1.waalden 2.husn. 3.jawani 3 cheezain soch samajh ker uthao 1.qadam 2.qasam 3.qalam 3 chizain soch ker karo 1.mohabbat 2.bat 3.faisla 3 chizin kisi ka intezar nahin kartien 1.maut 2.waqt 3.umar 3 chizein choti na samjho 1.qarz 2.farz 3.marz padho samjho or amal bhi karo.
Ek aadmi sadak s nikla to ek kutta-kutiya se s*x ki koshish kar rahe the. lekin kutta chota tha jis ki waja s sahi jagah tak pahunch nahi raha tha. aadmi n uski help ki & kutte ko kutiya par chadhaya. dusre din aadmi wahi se guzra to kutta uske piche jane laga. jahan jaye, kutta uske piche-piche jaye. to logo n pucha ye aapke piche kyun ghum raha hai to aadmi ne kaha maine iss harami ke saath bhalai ki & ye kamina mujhe dalal samajh raha hai.
Dedicated to all boys .. .. .. ladke pagal ho jaatey hain pyar me, baki kasar puri ho jaati hai intezaar me....... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. magar ye dard ladkiya nahi samjhti, wo toh panipuri khati firti hain bazaar me.. . . or ladke pade rehte hain beer bar me............. .!!!!
1 aurat ko pari ne 3 vardaan mangane ko kaha.. par ek shart rakhi k usey jo bhi milega, us k pati ko uss se 10 guna zyaada milega.. aurat ne pahli wish maangi "mujhe duniya ki sab se khubsurat aurat bana do.." pari ne kaha is se tumhara pati tum se b 10 guna jyada khubsurat ban jayega. aurat boli k koi baat nai, me hi duniya ki sab se khubsurat aurat hu toh mera pati aur kisi ko nai dekhega.." aurat ne dusri wish maangi k mujhe duniya ka sab se ameer insaan bana do pari ne kaha k tumhate pati tum se 10 guna ameer ban jayenge.. aurat boli" jo mera hai wo mere pati ka hai aur jo unn ka hai wo mera.." . . ab aurat ne teesri wish maangi: mujhee halka sa heart attack de do. . . gals k liye joke yahi khatam hota hai.. . . boys aage padhe... . . pati ko patni se 10 guna" halka" heart attack aaya.. . . moral:" ladkiya samajhti hai k wo smart hai.. but reality is different.
A true love story: ek ladki jo andhi thi, sabhi usse nafrat karte the siwaye uske boyfriend ke, wo aksar apne boyfriend se kehti main dekh pati to tum se shaadi kar leti, ek din acha1d6Nak kisi ne use aankhe daan kardi, ladki ne sabse pehle apne boyf ko dekhna chaha to usne dekha wo bhi andha tha, boy ne pucha mujhse shaadi karogi to ladki ne saaf mana kar diya, ye sunkar bf ne ldki ko 1 page par kuch likh kar diya or chala gaya, usme likha tha "meri aankhon ka khyal rakhna".:(