Tere hone par bhi khud ko tanhaa samjhoon. main be-wafa hoon, ya tujh ko be-wafa samjhoon.? teri be-rukhi se waqt to guzar gaya hai mera. yeh khud daari hai, ya teri adaa samjhoon. tere baad kya haal huwa hai mera.. yeh teri inaayat hai, ya sazaa samjhoon. zakham dete ho aur marham bhi lagaate ho", yeh teri aadat hai, yaa adaa samjhoo.
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the golf ball into the woods.she went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. the frog said to her, "if you release me from this trap, i will grant you three wishes." the woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "thank you, but i failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" the woman said, "that's okay." for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. the frog warned her, "you do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an adonis whom women will flock to". the woman replied, "that's okay, because i will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me." so, kazam-she's the most beautiful woman in the world! for her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. the frog said, "that will make your husband the richest man in the world. and he will be ten times richer than you." the woman said, "that's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." so, kazam-she's the richest woman in the world! the frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "i'd like a mild heart attack." moral of the story: women are clever. don't mess with them. attention female readers : this is the end of the joke for you. stop here and continue feeling good. male readers: please scroll down. . . . . . . . . the man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife. moral of the story: women think they're really smart. let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show. ps: if you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humour.
1 sweet story: 1 ladke ne marne ke 3 minute pehle 2 msg kiye.. 1 gf. ko and 1 dost ko.. mein ja raha hu reply fast.. 1st reply gf ka aya: tum kahan ja rahe ho, i m busy bad me milenge. ye sunkar use bahut dard hua.. 2nd msg dost ka aya: abe kamine akele kaha ja raha hai ruk mein bi ata hu.. ye padkar wo ladka muskuraya aur bola aaj phir pyar dosti se haar gaya.
Dosti mausam nahi apni mudat pori kare aur rukhsat ho jaye dosti sawan nahi toot k barse aur tham jaye dosti aag nahi sulge bharke aur rakh ho jaye dosti aftab nahi chamke aur dob jaye dosti phool nahi khile aur murjha jay dosti to saans hai jo chale to sab kuch hai jo toot jaye to kuch bhi nahi..
A friendship story: 1st frnd:dekh maine naya mobile liya. 2nd frnd:waah,chal party de, me tuje gift dunga. shaamko wo hotel gaye(aftr dinner) 2nd:tumne hotel me khane ka intzam kaise kiya? 1st frnd:mobile bechke, teri khushi se badhkar thodi ku6 hai? 2nd frnd:saale,muje pata tha,tu aisa hi karega, maine tera becha hua mobile us dukan se le liyatha... le teri gift! "zindagi me dost nahi, dosto me zindagi hai".
Zindagi.. yaani kya? ek dhundli si shaam, 4 frnds, 4 cup chai, 1 table!! zindagi.. yani kya? college ke dost, bunk kiya hua lecture, 1 kachori, 2 samose aur bill par honewala jhagda! zindagi.. yani kya? phone uthate hi padne wali dost ki meethi si gali, aur sorry kehne par, 1 aur gaali!! zindagi.. yani kya? kuch salo baad, achnak purane dosto ki yaad! 1 sms, dhundhli padi kuch bhegi yadein aur, ankho mein aye hue aansu!! dedicated to all frnds. luv u frndz ♥ ♥ ♥
Cute story: ye dosto ki mehfil ye rato ko jagna.. gaaliyan sunke hasna phir juta leke piche bhagna bhabhi/jiju bolke dost ki gf/bf ko chidana ek samose mein 10 tukde baatna pagalo ki tarah dusre ka dimag chatna.. mar khake fir muskurana.. kharch karna h par paise chupate h.. ye sab ek din kho jayega.. jivan shayad tanha ho jayega.. fir bhi hum muskuraya karenge.. aur apne dosto ko galiyan de kar fir bulaya karenge.. dedicated 2 my frnds 4evr... like u.
Yaad aate hai woh school k din... na jaate the school dosto k bin... kaisi thi woh dosti, kaisa tha woh pyar... ek din judaai se darte the jab ata tha shaniwar... chalte-2 patharo pe marte the tokhar... kabhi has kar chalte kabhi naraz ho kar... kandhe pe bag liye, haath mein takhti aur pani... kise pata tha bachpan ki yeh dosti ko bichda degi ye jawani... yaad aate hai woh ink se range haath... kya din the jab karte the lunch saath... chuttiki ghanti sun kar he bhag kar class se bahar aana, phir haste-2 dosto se mil jana... khhaaasshhh !!! woh dost aaj bhi mil jaate, tho dil mein phir se dosti k phool khil jaate...!
After exam results if pass 1.teacher:"i taught him very well." 2.mom:"all because of my prayers." 3.dad:"he's my son." 4.friends:"come lets have a beer." if fail 1.teacher:"he never concentrated in class." 2.mom:"he never listens to anyone-always lazy and playing." 3.dad:"he's your son why will he listen to anyone, not you?" 4.friends:"come lets have beer." moral; everything changes but friendship remain the same always.. hit like if you agree
-:one more friendship story:- dosti mausam nahi apni mudat pori kare aur rukhsat ho jaye dosti sawan nahi toot k barse aur tham jaye dosti aag nahisulge bharke aur rakh ho jaye dosti aftab nahi chamke aur dob jaye dosti phool nahi khile aur murjha jay dosti to saans hai jo chale to sab kuch hai jotoot jaye to kuch bhi nahi.
'ajeeb dastan hoti hy dosti ki, * larna milne se bhi acha lgta hy! * larr k manane wale b hote hain kuch, * to kuch ko chirana acha lgta hy! * dost k muu se kuch sun'ne k lye, * usko tapana bhi acha lgta hy! * khatam hi nhi hoti ye baten apni, * to kbhi khamosh reh kr muskurana acha lagta hy! * kuch doston me lgta hy mil gai dunya sari, * baqi sb ko phr bhool jana acha lagta hy! * yaaro hmesha sath rehna, * mujhko apna yarana acha lagta hy! * love you friends!'
Mehfil jab lagi thi yaaro ki, mujhko bhi bulawa aaya tha. . kaise ,na jate hum?... unki kasmein dekar jo bulwaya tha. . jab kehne ko kuch kaha gaya, to khayal unka hi aaya tha. fir akshr-akshr jod k maine,dil ka dard sunaya tha. tab aansu uski yado k, na-na krte nikal gye. ;-( jo smjhe wo khamosh rhe:-(, baaki wah wah krte nikl gye....!