Dost wo nahi jo aap ke kaam aaye, dost wo hai jo apki t-shirt maang kar le jaye aur kabi wapis na de.. dost wo nahi jo apko treat de.. dost wo hai jo aap ke ghar aaye aur kahe"aaj kya paka hai jo b hai jaldi se le aa".. dost wo nahi jo phone kar k milne aaye.. dost wo hai jo ghar k samne aa k msg kare"kaminey bahar aa".. dost wo nahi jo janaze me aaye.. dost wo hai jo kabar pe t-shirt le ke aaye aur kahe "le nahi chahiye tera ehsaan chal uth aur meri dosti wapis kar ..:s
Agar hum ladai jhagda kar ke maar kha ke ghar aate hai to apnelogo ka reaction- . . . . dad=chal chod,ab us ladke k paas mat jana . . . mom=are mere bete ka kya haal kar dia . . . sister=bhaiya dard ho raha hai kya? . . . lover=kutto ki tarah ladaai karke pit ke mere samne kyo khade ho but finaly our friends say= gadi nikaal uski maa bhen ek karke aata hai , uski maa ka saki naka .....
A very very triple meaning exchange of . . . . . "har ek friend kamina hota hai" ladka dost se: yaar maine apni girl friend ko uski birthday pe apni behan ki new diamond ring chori kar k gift de di, . . dost (thappad maar kar) : kaminey itni mehngi kharidi thi maine . . ladka: saale marta kyun hai... teri ghar hi to wapis gayi hai.
Jungle mai cheeta bidi pine wala tha, 1 chuha aaya aur bola.. "bhai, chhod do nasha, aao mere sath, dekho jungle kitna khoobsurat hai !" cheeta chuhe k 7 chal diya. agey hathi drugs le raha tha. chuhe ne usey bhi yehi sab kaha, haati bhi 7 chal diya. agey sher whisky pine wala tha. chuhe ne usey bhi kaha. sher ne glass rakha aur chuhe ko 5 thappd mare. haathi- kyu maar rahe ho bechare ko ? sher- iss saale ne kal bhi bhang pi ke mujhe 3 ghante jungle mai ghumaya tha.
Heart touching story. ek larki janaza dekh kar., {muskurany lagi} to. ek buzurg ne kaha beti jawan mout par nahi muskurate..?? larki ansu ponch kar boli baba. kya karu wada kiya tha jab bhi milengay muskura kar milengay.
Wo choti choti baton pe ruth jana, wo ruthe huye ko or bhi satana , wo kabhi bhi padh kar na jana, jo teacher puche to topiyan pehnana, wo class mai beth kay gappey lagana, wo ek dosre ko qisse sunana, na hi wo din rahenge or na phir laut kar ayenge, na tafreeh, na wo dost, na wo batain :-( agar kuch reh jayega to bus yaadain :- ( !! dedicated to all my old & new frnds.. miss you kambakhto ;-) !!'
Heart touching.. ek 8 saal ke bachhe ki maa mar jati hai ek din uske papa ne pucha ki beta tujhe apni nayi maa aur mari hui maa me kya fark laga ??? to wo ladka bola, meri nayi maa sachhii hai aur mari hui maa jhuti thi,,! ye sunke us admi ko jhatka sa laga aur bola "kyu beta , esa kyu lagta hai? jisne tujhe janm diya wo jhuti aur kal ayi hui maa sachhi kyu lagti hai? ladka bola, jab me masti karta tha, tab maa kahti thi "agar tu isi tarah masti karega to, tujhe khana nahi dungi" me fir bhi bahut masti karta rahta aur mujhe pure gaanv se dhund kr laati apne paas bethakar apne hatho se, khana khilati thi..! aur ye nayi maa kahti hai ki agar tu isi tarah masti karega to, tujhe khana nahi dungi".. aur sach me usne aaj mujhe 3 din se khana nahi diya.. must like.. aaj dil dukha hai tum yaad aaye.
Sheeshe ke aaine main dekhti hai woh khamosh nazre. ghunghat main chehra chupaai hue. aankhon main kajal sajaye hue. chhod ke apna ghar aangan chali ayee meri dulhan ek naye duniya basane. ho gaye parai jahan beeta uska bachpan. aur jawani ki hassen raahein. aapnana hai wo sansaar. jis main bana ni hai naahi kahaani. mathe ki bindiya kuch kehti hai us se. haatho ki kangan khankati hai. jaise kehte hai saheli rukh ja re saakhi.. na chor woh raahein. jis me khela tera bachpan.
Ek bar sare feeling ne socha ki hum log chupa chupi khelenge, sare feeling ped pr chad gae' lekin pyar gulab ki jhadiyon me chup gya, sare feeling pakde gye siva pyar k, dard ko kisi ne bta diya ki pyar kha chupa h, dard ne pyar ko khich kr nikala gulab k kanton ki bajah se pyar ki ankhen kharab ho gai, 'dard' ko bhagvan ne sja sunai ki jaha bhi pyar rhega uske sath hamesha dard rhega,. esliye pyar andha h. ar pyar me hamesha dard hota h.
"3 dosto ki kahani" 1 gyan 2 dhan or 3 viswas teeno bahut achhe dost the 3no m pyar b bhut tha. ek aisa waqt aaya k 3no ko juda hona pada, 3no ne ek dusre s sawal kiye k koun kahan jayega. gyan bola: mai mandir,masjid, church, gurudware or vidyalane jaunga. dhan ne kaha: mai mahal or ameero jaunga. lekin viswas chup tha dono ne wajah puchhi toh viswas ne thandi aah bhar k kaha: me 1 baar chala gaya toh phir kbi lout kr nhi aunga.
Hamara yeh tum ko salaam aakhri hai suno aj tum say kalaam aakhri hai agar ho sakay to bhula dena hum ko yehi ek chohta sa kaam aakhri hai abhi aarzoun kay sehraa pyaase hain magar ansoun ka yeh jaam aakhri hai teri bewafaye ka shikwaa aakhri hai yehi to wafaon ka inaam aakhri hai mariz-e-muhabbat ka aye chaara sazo tumhare shehar main yeh shaam aakhri hai zara dair tehro qazaa kay farishton labon pay hamara payaam aakhri hai koi mil sake ga na hasrat sa jesa teri adaon ka yeh ghulaam aakhri hai
Admi shrab k nashy me ghar ja k so gya rat ko mar gya or upr ja k usne 1 chance or manga usko murgi bna k zamin pe bhej diya gya murgi banny k bad 1 anda de k bahut khush hua jese hi dusra anda deny lga us k sir p joota lga or uski bv ki awaz aai uth kaminay. bistar per potty kar raha hai. :-)