Maa: beta ager meri ankhain kharab ho jaye to tum kya karo ge? beta: maa tumhain sheher le jaon ga wahan ilaaz kerwaon ga. maa: ager phir bhi theek na hui tou? beta: maa main paisay kharch kerun ga tumhain bahir mulk le ja ker ilaaz karwaon ga.. maa hass padi..!! beta: acha maa ager meri ankhain kharab ho jayen to tum kya karogi? maa: mere lal, main tujhe apni ankhain de dungi.. no one is better than mother!!
Ek ladki apne boyfriend se park mein roz milne jati wo roz time par pohonchti, lekin ladka hamesha late aata lekin ladki kabhi usse naraz nahi hoti, ek din ladki park mei nahi pohonchi, ladka gusse se uske ghar gaya waha pata chala ki ladki ko blood cancer hai aur wo sirf 6 din jiyegi, ladka rote huye ghar aya aur sucide karne buildng ke 100th floor par gaya, aur ladki ke liye 1 letter chodda usme likha tha.. tum mera hamesha wait karti thi aur me roz late ata tha lekin aaj main jaldi pohonch raha hu aur tumara wait karunga.. . . . . . . theek ussi wakt shaktimaan waha se ja raha tha kya shaktimaan usse bacha payega..? janne k liye dekhte rahiye shaktimaan
Ye 1 darawni kahani hai, kamjor dil wale ise na pade..!! barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha aadmi hath me 1kitab bechne ke liye khda tha, 1 aadmi aaya aur usne vo kitab 3000/- mein kharid li budhe aadmi ne kitab de ke kaha: jab tk koi musibat na aye kitab ka last page mat dekna. aadmi ne kitab puri pad li lekin dar ke karan last page nahi khola. 1 din usse raha nahi gaya aur last page khol ke dekh hi liya aur sadme se mar gya.. last page par likha tha.. . . . mrp-rs 15/- only!
A touchy love story.. a boy was tired of girlfriend’s msgs which always said: i love u, i miss u.. one night he received a msg from her but didn’t read it, insted he slept next day he got a call from his girlfriend’s mom who said: that her daughter had a car accident & died last night. he then read the msg in which it was written: dear plz come in front of your house, i met with an accident & its my last wish to see u plz. friends never ignore anything in life.
Larrki: ammi main shadi nahi karun gi or agar zabardasti tum ny meri shadi ki to ghar sy bhag jaun gi maa rote huwy boli beti mai ne bhag k tere abba k sath shadi ki teri khala or behen ny b bhag k shadi ki tera bhai nokrani k sath or tera chacha dhoban k sath bahag gya teri phopho sabzi waly k sath or couzin doodh waly k sath bhag gai tera bap 2 bar parrosan k sath bhag chuka hai ab tu b bhag jaye gi to.. . . . . . . hamari kya izzat reh jaye gi kuch khayal kar.
Touching story: a boy and girl want for a walk. while walking, boy hits his leg to a stone and starts bleeding. he looks at her hoping that she would tear her dupata and wrap it around his leg. she looks in his eyes and says.. “soch bhi mat! designer suit hai..!”
A cute love story: two butterflies were in love. 1 day they decided to play hide n seek, they fixed a flower & decided that, tomorrow 1 who will come first & sit on this flower will love the other more. at morning the male butterfly came very early & waited for the flower to open. when it opened, he was shocked to see that, the female butterfly had died inside it, bcoz she was waiting since last night to tell him…!! “how much she loves him”
Obama : i want to show you that how much advance we are come with me, he takes him to a forest. o bama : dig the ground. pappu did it. obama : more…more…more -… pappu went up-to 100 feet. obama : so now, try to search something pappu : i got a wire. obama: you know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have telephones. pappu became frustrated. he invited obama to india. next year obama was in india. pappu : i want to show you our advancement. the same…he takes obama to a forest. pappu : dig it… obama does. pappu : more…more…more -…… obama goes up-to almost 400 feet. pappu :try to find something. obama tries pappu : did you get anything? obama: no, there is nothing here. pappu: you know, it shows that even 400 years ago, we used to have wireless mob !!! p appu rock…obama shock
1 ladka or ladki ek dusre se bahut mohabbat karte the bad qismati se ladka mar gaya marne k bad ladke ne ladki se kaha: "ek wada tha tera har wade k piche tu milegi mujhe har gali har darwaze k piche par tu hi bewafa nikli ek tu hi na thi mere janaze k pichy. ladki boli: "ek wada tha mera har wade k peeche, me milungi tujhe har gali har darwaze k piche, par tune mud k bhi na dekha, ek or janaza tha, tere janaze k piche..!
Cute love story boy:kya main tumhe pyara lagta hun? girl:nai ... boy:kya tum mere sath rehna chahti ho? girl:nai boy:agar main marr jaun to tum ro gi? girl:nai larka boht udas ho gya use boht dukh hua or wo rone lga :( larki ne use apne kareeb kiya or kaha tum pyare nai bohut khubsurat ho main tumhare sath rehna nai balki jeena chahti hun agr tumhen kuch ho gya to mein roun gi nai marr jaun gi
Ek baar insan ne koyal se, kaha tu kali na hoti to kitni achhi dikhti, sagar se kaha tera pani khara na hota to kitna achha hota, gulab se kaha tujme kante na hote tho kitna achha hota, tab teeno 1 sath bole ke hai, insan tujh me dusro ki “kamiya” dekhne ki adat na hoti to tu kitna achha hota.
Bachapan ka zamana hota tha, khushion ka khajana hota tha, chahat chand ko pakadne ki hoti thi. dil titli ka dewana hota tha, thak har ke school se aana par khelne bhi jana hota tha, papa ki dant galti par mummy ka manana hota tha. dadi ki kahani hoti thi parion ka fasana hota tha, rone ki wajah na hoti thi, na hasane ka bahana hota tha. har khel me sathi hote the , har mausam suhana hota tha. ab nahi rahi woh jindagi , aisa bachapan ka zamana hota tha.