After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "you know, i was a fool when i married you." the husband replied: "yes, dear, but i was in love and didn't notice it."
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. you order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
A little kid asks, "daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "no idea" he replied, "i am still paying for it..."
N 1970 groom demands radio in dowery in the 1980 demands tv set in 1990 demands for bike in the 2000 demands car and now in 2010 . . . . just only bride ( without any boyfriend )
Modern day wedding ceremony: pari: do you both agree to change your fb status from in relationship to married? groom: like bride: like din father. pari: ok. you are now husband and wife. you may upload your pictures and don’t forget to tagged me.
Before marriage john – ah… at last, i can hardly wait!!! jane – do you want me to leave? john – no! don’t even think about it. jane – do you love me??? john – of course!!! always have and always will jane – have you ever cheated on me??? john – no! why are you even asking??? jane – will you kiss me??? john – every chance i get!!! jane – will you hit me??? john – hell no! are you crazy?!?! jane – can i trust you? john – yes jane – darling!!! after marriage read from the bottom back to the top!!!
The successful marriage depends on one simple equation: wife having beauty secrets and husband having secret beauties. :)
Shaadi k pehle: darling!! tum nahi to mai nahi... tum nahi to kuchh nahi. shaadi k baad: mai nahi to tum nahi... tum nahi to sab kuchh hai!
Pati: what’s hypnotism? patni: kisi ko apne vash mein kar k us se man chaha kaam karwana. pati: arey nahi isey to shaadi kehte hein.