Sajna honge ka kab uspar sawar or kab wo sarmayegi, chand ki trah hogi uski surat, jab wo apna ghoonght uthwayegi.
Shaadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota, hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay to acha model mil jata.:
Before marriage:- he: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me 2 leave? he: no! don’t even think about it she: do you love me ? he:ofcourse! over n over! she:have u ever cheated on me? he:no!y r u even asking? she:will u go on wid me on picnic? he:every chance i get! she:will u hit me ? he:r u crazy?i’m not that kind of person! she:can i trust u? he:yes.. she: darling! after marriage… now simply read from bottom to top
True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. check ur marriage album. all your relatives were standing behind u!
First marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Dost ki shadi me 1 ladki se mera dil jud gaya dost ki shadi me 1 ladki se mera dil jud gaya fir kya? me to evi evi evi evi lut gaya!
Shaadi ke baad pati-patni mein, jhagda hota hai to patni kehti hai. patni:main ne tumhe bina dekhe hi shaadi ker li, pati:aur meri himmat toh dekho, mene tumhe dekh ke bhi shaadi karli.
4 stages of marriage: mad for each other. made for each other. mad at each other. mad bcoz of each other.
What's marriage? . . . . . . answer- marriage is the 7th sense of humans that destroys all the six senses, and makes the person non sense.
Arrange marriage rs.200,000 shadi per rs.50,000 haq mehar rs.50,000 mukhtalif rasmon per jahez= 300,000 valeema=100,000 total=rs.745,00 0 love marriage rs.120 ka stamp paper 200 taxi ka kiraya 50 typist ko mithai rs.300 total=rs.670 dil lagao larki baghao o r desh bachao student package :d
Never understood the logic behind hiding the groom’s shoes for money. . . . . .. if you hide his bedroom keys that night, you will earn lac..!! :p