Before marriage
john – ah… at last, i can hardly wait!!!
jane – do you want me to leave?
john – no! don’t even think about it.
jane – do you love me???
john – of course!!! always have and always will
jane – have you ever cheated on me???
john – no! why are you even asking???
jane – will you kiss me???
john – every chance i get!!!
jane – will you hit me???
john – hell no! are you crazy?!?!
jane – can i trust you?
john – yes
jane – darling!!!
after marriage
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