Tum duniya k un chandh insano mein se1 ho jinko dekh k unka abba kehta hai.? . . k . . kash us din “main jaldi sojata”
Fizaao k badalne ka intzaar nahi karte aandhiyo k rukne ka intzaar nahi karte jab yaad aati hai, msg kar dete hai hum kanjusho ke msg ka intzaar nahi karte.
Tujhe dekhne se dil mein utar jati hai, mujhe har chehra pe tu hi nazar aati hai, ab kya tere chehre ka tarif karoo mujhe to tu bandar nazar aati hai.
Aapko sochte sochte din gujrjate h, but kya btaye aapko raat me kya hota h, bed pe jata hu sone to aap ki ruh chli aati h
1 bande ne ek function organize kiya . usne dekha ki invitation se zyada log aaye hain . wo stage pe gya.. aur bola jo jo ladki walon ki taraf se hai. wo idher ek side me aa jaaye. 10-15 aa gye ek taraf. . phir usne bola ki jo ladke walon ki taraf se hain. wo bhi udher aa jaye. 10-15 log phir aa gye . . ab usne ne ek danda le k un sab ko (ladki wale plus ladke wale) maar maar ke bhagaaya.. aur kaha "ye birthday party hai...haraamkhoro"
Classic insult . . lecture was going on . . suddenly a student stands up & goes out of the class . . teacher: yeh bahar kyu chala gaya?? . . . . . his friend: sir, ise neend me chalne ki adat hai...
Aap ka gadha aap se rooth gaya, jaa ke nadi me kood gaya, doobte hue bola ab aur dukh nahi sahenge, ek hi ghar me do do nahi rahenge.
Jo mil gaya use muqaddar samjho khud ko waqt ka sikandar samjho q darte ho ap gham k tufano se gham ko kele ka ped aur khud ko bandar samjho.
Ek pal mujhse dur tum hote nhi ho, mujhse hamesha lipte hote ho, aur kya tarif karun aapki itne kanjus ho ke meri khate hi rahte ho.
Bandar ki beti apne baap se boli papa papa mujhe shadi karni hai beta thoda intezar karo kyonki dulha abhi sms read kar rahi hai
Teri yad mein humne kalam uthaayi, liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi, socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge, magar wo toh bacho ko draane ke kam aayi.
Sweet insult!! ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya. ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya? ladka : ji bhabhiji.