You r the biggest fool on earth... . . . . . . . . . . upar dekh liya na.. ab yaha neeche kya certificate dhundh rahe ho..?
Gadha jo khaye wo ghas ho tum, buddhe ka chyawanprash ho tum, idiot stupid bakwas ho tum, par jo bhi ho yar, dost jhakaas ho tum
Kabhi kisi ko tang kiya nahi karte, yu fizul sms ya miss call diya nahi karte, jiska mobile hai usko wapis kar do, in sabhi chizo se bandar khela nahi karte.
Kachrewali ko impress kaise kare? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . isme bhi aap ka interest hai.. ab to hadd ho gai yaar!
Samunder ki gaherai ki bhi had hoti hai, aasma ki unchai ki bhi had hoti hai, ek sms to kar de yaar kanjusi ki bhi had hoti hai..
Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai, tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ehsaas hai, kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai, zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwas hai... mind jar lea to . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . karty raho hamy koi farak nahi parta
Zid apni na chhodi aur pyar bhara dil tod diya kuchh paiso k liye zaalim tumne sms karna chhod diya kanjoss
Ladies & gentleman..., aaj hum 1 ajib prani ke bare mein batayege.............. is jeev ka naam hai girlfriend, yeh aksar college mein payi jaati hai, inka paustik aahar hai boyfriend ka bheja, inhe hamesha natak karte huy dekha jaata hai, is prani ka sabse khatrnak hatiyar rone aur emontially blackmail karna hai, is prani ke sampark mein rehne se tension naam ki beemari ho sakti hai jiska koi ilaaz nahi hai, is prani se hamesha savdhan rehna cahiye...... bharat sarkar dwara janhit me jaari...!
Sweet fruits are nice to eat, sweet words are easy to say, but sweet people are really hard to find. my goodness, how the hell did you manage to find me?!
Bhai suna ki kal raat 4 gundo ne aapki kanpati pe gun rakh ke pucha- goli maru ya g@@nd? aaj aap ko whatsapp pr online dekh ke khushi ho rahi hai. good decision..!!!
The only99d gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it. if you can't stop it, you must laugh at it; and if you can't laugh at it, you probably deserve it!
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