Truth of school life: first bench doing job and last bench doing business. a first bench student knows the answer of every problem; but a last bench student knows how to face every problem!
What is the true meaning of study? s - sleeping t - talking u - unlimited messaging d - dreaming y - yaani ke mast life so carry on with your study!
There are two type of studies: 1. hard subjects which cannot be studied. 2. easy subject that doesn't need to be studied!
Every class has that one student who is loved by all the teachers; and is... . . . . .. . . . . . equally hated by all the students!
There are two type of subjects: hard subjects which cannot be studied; and easy ones that don't need to be studied!
Latest blockbuster releasing in march: name: final exams genre: action and drama director: paper setter producer: cbse/icse music: pink floyd (we don't need no education) story: teachers hero: students villain: marks stunts: parents let's pray for the success of this movie!
A message for all graduates: a thermometer is not the only thing that gets a degree without having a brain!
New generation: facebook last seen - 6 seconds ago; whatsapp last seen - 4 seconds ago; . . . . . but textbook last seen - 8 months ago!
Life of a college student: wallet hai - paise nahi, lecturer hai - attendence nahi, cell hai - balance nahi, friends hai - girlfriend nahi, exam hai - tension nahi, padhna hai - mood nahi!