Teacher: everyone write your lover's name on paper. after 5 seconds: boys say: likh liya, madam. after 10 minutes, girls say: please extra sheet, m'am!
The roots of gossip are found in our education system. for only 5 marks, we have been repeatedly asked objective type questions; and then . . . . . . . asked to explain it in detail!
2 days before the exam, they refer to foreign authors; 1 day before exam, they refer to local authors; on the day of exam, they are the authors!
Exams are there, at the paper i continuously stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes us pull our hair; the teachers make you glare, the grades are not fair; but just like the past all the years, i simply don't care!
Unfortunately, our education system does not teach us teamwork. when we solve our exams in group discussion with others, they call it copying!
It takes a lot of wood from trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. 'say no to exams'!
At a meeting of alumni at their alma-mater, a teacher asked the students, "any sour experience related to school?" a student relied, "m'am, i met my wife in this school only!
Behind every successful student, there is a girlfriend. but what about a failed student? . . . . . . . . . lots of girlfriends!