Santa ka naukar ramu baris me chata lekar garden me ghum raha tha to sanata bola ramu baris me tum garden me q ghum rahe ho ramu bola sir mai flowers ko pani de raha hun santa-barasa to ho rahi hai ramu-fikar mat kijiye sir mai chata lekar aya hun
कुछ ऐंसे आयुर्वेदिक उपाय जो आप घर पर ही कर सकते हैं। 1) कमजोरी : दारू में एक चम्मच शहद और दो बूँद गुलाब जल मिलाकर पिएँ...!! 2) खाँसी : दारू में शहद, कालीमिर्च और गरम पानी मिलाकर पिएँ...!! 3) सर्दी : गरम पानी ब्रांडी मिलाकर पिएँ...!! 4) गैस : दारू में थोड़ी हींग मिलाकर पिएँ...!! 5) भूख बढ़ाने के लिए : भोजन के एक घंटे पहले, एक गिलास वाइन पिएँ...!! 6 ) उल्टी : दारु में नींबू का रस मिलाकर पिएँ...!! 7 ) और अगर आप पूरी तरह फिट फाट हैं तो दारू में दो आइस क्यूब, थोड़ा सोडा और थोड़ा पानी मिलाकर पिएँ और साथ में मूंग दाल खाएँ|
Bf: watsapp pe ho? gf: nhi bf: to install karo na! gf: ek shart par.. bf: kya? gf: tum mujhe apna watsapp ka password bataoge.. *cant stop laughing*
I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. it was a sad funny kind of film, you know the type. in the sad part, the dog cried his eyes out, and in the funny part, the dog laughed its head off. this happened all the way through the film. after the film had ended, i decided to go and speak to the man. "that's the most amazing thing i've seen," i said. "that dog really seemed to enjoy the film." the man turned to me and said, "yeah, it is. he hated the book."
Roshni deker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey.. dil deker dard lena ki ada koi humse seekhey.. kuch na deker dil lena koi unse seekhey.. sms leker reply na kerna koi appse seekhey
Aap ke haath mein mobile hai, chehray pe khoob smile hai, msgs ki achi khasi file hai, phir bhi sms nahi karte ho, ye kon sa style hai
Zindgi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti amanat mein kabhi qayamat nahi hoti humse dosti zara sambhal kar karna hamari dosti ke kaid mein zamanat nahi hoti
Raat gujri phir mehekti subah ayi, dil dhadka phir tumhari yaad ayi, aanko ne mehsoos kiya uss hawa ko , jo tumhe chhukar hamare pass ayi.
Agar aap mujhe 'sms' nahi karoge toh, bhagwan aapko, mulayam ki akal, laloo ki shakal, jaya ki jawani, uma ki wani, kalaam jaise baal aur atal ki chaal dega...
Yeh sach hai ki. aa jata hai shohrat ka asar.. insaan to kiya dar-o-deewar badal jate hai.. aur bewafa badle ya naa badle.. waqt aane par wafadar badal jate hai.
1 barsat ki raat -ek bhigi ladki, -bhiga badan, -bhigi zulfe, -bhige hoth, -hum dono ki nazare mili, -use dekhke aisa laga ki . . .kal use 100 % sardi hogi!