एक समय विजय को ग्यारह मुल्कों की पुलिस ढूंढ रही थी और... . . . . आज एक विजय को ग्यारह बैंकों के चेयरमैन ढूंढ रहे हैं।
Wen u cry-koi nhi dekta wan u r woried koi nhi dekta wen u r hapy-koi nhi dekta lekin 1din kisi ke sath 'date' pe chle jao to sala pura khandan dek leta hai.
Heart attack wali beizzati girl to boy: jannu koi aisi bat kaho, jismei dukh b ho or khushi b. . . . . . boy: you r so beautiful aunty ji.
Sunny loene at shooting - ufff kitni gharmi hai... aise lag raha hai kissi bade fan ke niche jaake so jaau !!! . . . . . . . me : mam, main aapka bahut bada fan hu...!!
A nun and a priest were crossing the sahara desert on a camel. on the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. after dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation. after a long period of silence, the priest spoke. "well sister, this looks pretty grim." "i know, father." "in fact, i don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two." "i agree." "sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?" "anything father." "i have never seen a woman's breasts and i was wondering if i might see yours." "well, under the circumstances i don't see that it would do any harm." the nun opened her habit and the priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty. "sister would you mind if i touched them?" she consented and he fondled them for several minutes. "father, could i ask something of you?" "yes sister?" "i have never seen a man's penis. could i see yours?" "i supposed that would be ok," the priest replied lifting his robe. "oh father, may i touch it?" this time the priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was sporting a huge erection. "sister, you know that if i insert my penis in the right place, it can give life." "is that true father?" "yes it is, sister." "then why don't you stick it up that camel's ass and lets get the hell out of here."
I ask god to giv me a frnd who is smart,charming,cute lovable,inteligent n adorable then he send u to me, bas tab se mera bagwan se vishwas uth gaya.
Shohar biwi se: ye kya tum ek aur suit le ayi? abi parso hi to.. biwi chilla kar boli: kya kaha?!! kya parso? bolo kya kha tumne? kya parso, parso kya, bolo jaldi!! batao kya parso? shohar: kuch nai, mai bas ye keh rha tha k parso b ek hi suit lyi thi, aaj 2 le aati. i
Padh-padh kar ho gaya bor . wah....wah.. . padh-padh kar ho gaya bor . upar se kaitrina kahti hai teri or.. teri or
Love in class ? girl's way: sits on the 1st bench, turns back, see the boy sitting on last bench and say: "thank god stupid aya hai" boys way: before the boy could see his girl entering in the class, all his friends starts saying loudly: . . "oye hoye! bhabi aa gai!"
Height of insult- profesor 2 a studnt in classroom- hey, apne baju wale ko utha... . . . . studnt- apne sulaya hai to ap hi uthao... mai kyu uthau??
बंता: पत्नी को बेगम क्यों कहते हैं? संता: क्योंकि शादी के बाद सारे गम तो पति के हिस्से में आते हैं और पत्नी बे-गम हो जाती है!