पति: समझ में नहीं आ रहा कि तुम "कुत्ता" ही क्यों खरीदना चाहती हो?पत्नी: इसलिए कि आपके ऑफिस चले जाने के बाद मेरे आगे पीछे दुम हिलाने वाला कोई तो हो।
Wife: batao tumhe me kitni achchi lagti hoon? husband: bahut zyada. wife: fir bhi batao kitni? husband: itni ki dil karta hai tere jaisi 1 aur le aun.
2010- kya aapke toothpast me namak hai... 2013- kya aapke toothpast me namak or nimbu hai? 2016- kya aapke toothpast me namak ,nimbu or chatmasala hai..... . . . 2020- dal fry special masala wala collgate ,leamon tea wid bskt flav. collgate, mix veg. spicy collgate... . . . . . 2021- kya aapke muh me dant hai...nahi!! to le aaiye ready made colgate teeth..
Awyas :- roz subah 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain friend :- are wah wo kaise? awyas :- main girls college ka bus driver hu na.
Machhli khane ka dil karta h kanto se dar lagta h. mahabat karne ka dil karta h lekin ghar walo se dar lagta h..
Sardar : roz subah 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain man- are wah vo kaise? sardar- main girls college ka bus driver hu na.
बंता ने हजाम की दुकान खोली एक ग्राहक शेव करानेआया! बंता: मूंछ रखनी है? ग्राहक: हाँ! बंता ने ग्राहक की मूंछ काट कर उसके हाथ में दी और बोला, "लो रख लो जहाँ रखनी है!"
The law of averages is all bullshit. i've been married for fifteen years and i haven't won an argument with my wife even once!
Me: i wish i could go back in time and live with my parents. wife: aww, so cute. you miss them right? me: i miss them. and they'd pay off all my bills too!