Abhishek baachan to her daughter aradhya : mein tumhari mom ka pehla aur akhri lover hu. aradhya says : paar internet to keh rhe hein pehle salman khan aur uske baad vivek oberoi. aishwarya sings from behind : idea internet jaab laagawing india ko no chodu baanawing :d :d
India v/s sri lanka final match me "yuvraj singh" ki batting dekne ke bad rcb owner vijay malya ka beta dad hamne 'yuvraj' ko 14 crore deke liya he ab kya kare.. malya: yuvraj ko "olx" pe bech de.
Maths teacher ne pappu se pucha. teacher: “pappu batao, tumahre pass 8 apples hai unko 6 ladko mein kaisi bantoge?” pappu ne kuch socha, dimag mein hisab lagaya aur bola. pappu: “madam kahe ko itni tension leni hai, juice bana ke de do na.“
एक बहुत सुंदर लड़की बस में बैठी थीबगल में बैठा लड़का उसे घूर रहा थालड़की ने पर्स से एक समोसा निकालाऔर समोसे के अंदर का मसाला खाने लगीलड़का – आप मसाला ही क्यों खा रही हैंपूरा समोसा खा लोलड़की – नहीं मुझे डॉक्टर नेबाहर की चीजें खाने से मना किया है
Teacher : what is the name of gandhiji’s son? tintumon: dineshan teacher : why????? tintumon : mahatma gandhi is the father of di-neshan
1st benchers: rey librery ki veldham padha 2nd ben: mi inti veldham padha ra 3rd ben: movieki veldham padha ra last benchers: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . rey mava bore koduthundhi clgki veldham padha ra.... last benchers always rockzzz
Santa ko ek party me plate nahi mili, to apni jeb me khana dalne laga. banta-ye kya? santa- dag to chala jayga, but ye waqt phir nahi aayga.
After finishing mbbs, dr. munna starts his practice. he 1st checks the patient's eyes, tongue & ears with a torch & finally declares bole to.......... torch theeeek hai