Vo bhi kya din the jab 19-20 sal ki ladkiya hum ko roz kiss kar ti thi lakin tab hamari kismat phuti thi ki hamari umar 2-3 sal ki thi.
Ek baar ek ladka bhag kar gaya aur ek ladki se bola: mai aapse dosti karna chahta hu.. ladki boli: teri meri dushmani kab thi “bhai”
Santa: if you are good, pappu, i will give you this bright new 500 rupee note. pappu: haven't you got a dirty old 1000 rupee note?
Banta inquiring about pappu's maternal uncle was told that he was very sick. banta replied,"oh, he only thinks he's sick." he met pappu after several days and again inquired about his uncle. pappu replied, "he thinks he is dead!"
बंता: आपको ठण्ड लगती है तो आप क्या करते हो? संता: मैं हीटर के पास बैठ जाता हूँ! बंता: अगर फिर भी ठण्ड लगे तो? संता: तो हीटर ऑन कर लेता हूँ!
Teacher : why are you laughing alone. tell us the joke so that whole class can laugh. student : sir ye aapko lodu bol rahaa hai.
पति: कुछ दिनों से बुझी-बुझी सी लग रही हो, डाक्टर को दिखा लो।पत्नी: दिखाया था।पति: फिर?पत्नी: डॉक्टर ने ख़ून में शॉपिंग की कमी बताई है।
It is said that women can map a man and solve the mystery in no time. But my wife has not been able to do so till date.She often says, "mujhe toh samajh hi nahi aata ki mere papa ne aap mein kya dekha?"
Bacha:"bhagwan kare teacher ki zuban cut jaye roz roz dant ti hai..next day zuban cut gai.. . bacha:"bhagwan kare master ka hath toot jaye tang karta hai bahut marta hai.. next day hath toot jata hai... . . bacha:"bhagwan mere baap ko utha le.. bahut marte hai. next day baap ghar aate hain, . . bacha:"papa aapko kuch nahi hua.. ?? baap:"nahi kyo . bacha:"maa kahan hain.. ?? baap:"pados me sharma uncle ki death ho gai hai, wahan gayi hain...