Doctor: kya takleef hai.. ?? pappu: seenay me bohot dard ho raha hai.. doctor: cigrette peety ho..?? pappu: han par “gold flake” hi mangwana..
Ek cute little girl shop par gayi aur shopkeeper se kehti hai, cute girl: “uncle, jab main badi ho jaungi to aap apne ladke ki shaadi mujhse karwaoge? shopkeeper haste hue: “haan beta, karwa dunga.” girl: “to apni hone wali bahu ko ek dairymilk do na.“
He: madam aapka dil bahut bada hai .. she: awww ..thx, aisa kyu laga? smile.png he: dp dekhkar. grin.png she: *blocked*
One day, the prince goes to the dragon lair in order to kill the dragon. when the dragon shows up, the prince cuts off his head but two new heads appear. the prince cuts off the two heads and four appear. the prince cuts off the four heads and 16 appear. the prince cuts off the 128 heads and 256 appear. the prince cuts off the 256 heads and the dragon dies. why? it was an 8 bit dragon.
100 ladkiyo ne suicide kar liya aur 30 ne apne nas kat li aur 10 ladkiya behose ho gayi kyonki kisi kamine ne meri sadi kijhoti khabar faela di thi
Doctor: are u got all medicines which i wrote. patient: yah doctor i found all medicines acept the below last one. doctor: idiot its my signature....
Santa: doc last night i had s** with a girl.. but today susu not coming..it has blocked.. . . . . doctor aft checking: lofar remove the condom first.
भाइयो एग्जाम का टाइम हैअगर किसी भाई या बहन को फेल होने का डर हैतो 2100 रुपये और अपनारोलनंबर एक पर्ची पर लिखकर भेज दो.,..“मैं आपके लिए दुआ करूंगा
Daughter: why does grather have no hair on his head? father: because only wise men have no hair. daughter: ok, i know now why you have long hair?...
Girl-friend date pe bahut hi choti skirt pahan ke aayi, use dekh ke boy-friend bola boy-friend: “itni choti skirt?, tumhari maan ne kuch nahi kaha?” girl-friend: “maan to bahut gussa hui aur boli dobara meri skirt pahni to bahut marungi“
Q: what do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins? a: a turtle disaster.