Teacher- agar duniya ki sari ladkiyo ka chehra ek jaisa hota to kya hota? . . . . . . santa- hona kya tha sir, gas cyilinder ki tarah aaj iske ghar, kal uske ghar ..
Wada na karo agar tum nibha nasako, chaho na usko jise tum pa nasako, dost to duniya mein bahut hotehai, par ek khas rakho jiske bina tummuskura na sako
When a girl is in her mayka, she stays like a rani, jab shaadi hokar jati hai toh laxmi kehlati hai, aur sasural me kaam karte-karte bai ban jaati hai, is tarah ladkiya rani-laxmi-bai ban jati hai!!
Salesman: sir, cockroach k liye powder loge kya? santa: " nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! aaj powder laga denge to kal sala deo mangega!! salesman fainted
Santa: "god, if u give me 100 rs, i will donate 50 rs in tmple". (after waliking sm distance, he finds a 50 rs note) santa: "shame on u god, u don't even trust me a little? u hv already takn ur share!
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Honey singh on phone: uncle, hai ghar, hai paisa hai gadi. . . 2 jodi me ladki bhejo, ladki hui humari . . uncle: hai gun hai talwaar hai aari, dubaara phone kiya to khair nahi tumhari. . honey singh: ok bye.
She- tumhara plan kya hai phir ? he- rs 199 me 200 mb data , 300 min local / std , 100 msg local / std. *blocked*
बंता: मेरे कुत्ते से मत डरो! तुमने वो कहावत नहीं सुनी है, `भौकने वाले कुत्ते कभी नहीं काटते`! संता: मैं तो जानता हूँ, तुम भी जानते हो, पर इस कहावत को यह कुत्ता नहीं जानता!
Lady teacher student se: “tum hass kyu rahe ho?” student: “maine abhi aapki [email protected] ka ek strap dekh liya” teacher: “get out of class for one week” tabhi ek doosra bachha bhi hus pada teacher: “ab tum kyu hasse ho?” student: “maine do strap dekh liye” teacher gusse se: “get out for one month” tabhi vo chalk uthane ke liye jhukki to santa class se bahar jane laga teacher ne puchha ki tu bahar kyu jaa raha hai santa: “madam main jo dekha hai us kaaran muje lag raha hai shayad mere school ke din khatam ho gaye“.