Alia bhat - safola oil to de diya bhaiya. iske sath ka gift nahi diya. shopkeeper - isske sath koyi gift nahi hai. alia - ullu matt banao isme likha hai "cholesterol free".:d:d
Punjabi- what's the price of this painting. curator- 5 lacs. it's in oil. punjabi- tusi paise di tension na lao! kuch desi ghee mein dikhao.
Interview start... >> mp&hr officer << ........................................ hr : what is your name? mike : mp sir hr : in full please... mike : michael phang hr : your father's name? mike : mp sir hr : what does that mean? mike : melvin phang hr : your native place? mike : mp sir hr : what's that? mike : malacca province hr : what is your qualification? mike : mp hr : (angry) what is thaat?!!! mike : mathematics professor hr : so why do you need a job? mike : it is because of mp sir hr : meaning? mike : money problems hr : would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? what's your personality like? mike : mp sir.. hr : and what is that?? mike : marvelous personality hr : i see... i will get back to you.. mike : sir, how was my mp sir? hr : and what's that again? mike : my performance.. hr : i think u hv an mp.. mike : meaning?? hr : mental problem!!!
Shyamlal- doctor sahab! main chasma lagakar pad sakuga na. doctor - ha ha bilkul. shyamlal- toh phir theek hai warna, anpad admi ki jindgi bhi koi jindgi hai.
Teacher 2 santa : can u give me the formula of water? santa : h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o tchr : where did u get that from? santa : u only told the formula of water is h to o (h2o)
Breaking news: rahul to retire. bjp president: wow, it's time to celebrate. secretary: sir, it's rahul dravid retiring from test cricket and not rahul gandhi from politics.
आजकल सुबह नही होती बल्कि सीधे दोपहर हो जाती है । सुबह का भूला शाम को घर आये तो उसे भूला हुआ नही बल्कि भुना हुआ कहते है ।
Ek aadmi ki biwi gum ho jati hai, wo complaint likhwane jata hai. aadmi: “sir, meri biwi gum ho gayi hai” postmaster: “bhosdi ke ye post office hai, police station nahi” aadmi: “ohh sorry, behnchod khushi ke mare kaha jaaun, kuch samajh mein nahi aa raha“
Aur kuch nahi chahiye ek muskan hi kafi hai, dil main bas ek tamanna hi kafi hai, tamanna hai ye ki aap sada kush raho, hamen yaad rakhna ye ehsaan hi kafi hai
Boy :"jaan,tumhara naam apne haath pe likhu ya dil pe ? . . . . . girl :"idhar udhar kyo likhtey ho . . . agar sacha pyar krte ho to apni property k papers par likh do . . . boy :"oo teri . . yaar ye ladkiyan kitne chalak hogyi hai star plus dekh ke...
Sardar fixed his marriage on 2nd january... he sent sms to his friends like this... "2nd marriage" plz come on 1st night, we will all enjoy together!