1 parrot car se takraya aur behoush ho gaya, car wala use ghar laya aur pinjire me dal diya, parrot ko jab hosh aaya to wo bola, aila sidha jail me! lagta hai car wala mar gaya.
Modern ramayan:once ram,laxman & sita were trveling in ''nano''.sudnly d petrol got over.. ram & lxman wnt 2 bring petrol 4m d nearst 'indian oil' petrolpump. cruel ravan came & kidnaped sita in his scorpio. ram tok out his ''nokia n-75'' & gave a mis cal to hanumann. than hnuman came on his ''pulsar-220'', jumped & punched d car. it broke into 3 pieces. ravan said : how did you get such energy? hanuman said : boost is the secret of my energy.
Santa :samose kuch acche lag nhi rhe hai, kya baat hai parso wale to bohot acche bane the, dukandar :aji saheb, ye wohi to hai..
अगर आप दिपावली के लिये पटाखे खरीदना चाहते हैँ तो अभी जल्दी से काँग्रेस के दफ्तर जाकर बेहद कम कीमतो मे अच्छे पटाखे खरीद सकते हैँ
Aaj subah jb maine paani se munh dhoya to ehsaas hua. . . . . ki titanic wale ladke ki to watt lag gai hogi..:-p
Girl= mera dil mobile aur tum uski sim ho. boy= jaanu ek baat puchu.? girl= haa pu6o . . . boy= tumhara mobile double sim wala to nahi hai na.?
An illiterate father with his educated son went on camping trip,, they setup thr tent & fell asleep.. sum hours later,father wakes asks: look up to d sky& tell me wat u see? son:i see millions of stars. father:& wat does that tellu? son:astronomica ly,it tells that thr r millions of galaxies & planets.. father remains silent 4 moment then says:idiot, sum1 has stolen our tent! moral: education ruins your common sense..:p:p:p:
Unknown call.. he: do u have a bf? she: yes, who are u? he: i’m your brother!just wait till i come home!!/:):d=d another unknown call he : do u have a bf ? she : no no i don’t he : what ? :o i’m ur bf,u just break my heart she : no no no darling i’m sorry i though u r my brother he : =d right! i’m ur brother just wait till, i come home , i’ll show u later..:
Bhagwan shradhalu se.- vats ek mannat mango. shradhalu.- mujhe phir se, unmarried bana do. bhagwan- meine mannat mangne, ko kaha tha jannat nahi.
बंता: तुमने पूरे टॉयलेट में पोटी क्यों कर दी? संता: यार फोन आ गया था! बंता: तो क्या हुआ? संता: तुमने आईडिया की ऐड नहीं देखी `वॉक वेन यू टॉक`!
He: मेरे रंग में रंगने वाली परी हो..या हो परीयो की रानी या हो मेरी प्रेम कहानी मेरे सवालों का जवाब दो she: ok but as a friend