Agar Aapki Biwi Aapka Kaha Nahi Manti To . .. ... Mere Bhai Itne Dhyaan Se Mat Padho! Kisi Ki Nahi Manti! Aap Kar Bhi Kya Sakte Ho?
Sabhi Patniyon Ke Liye Unke Patidev Dwara: Main Aur Meri Tanhai Aksar Ye Baten Karte Hai Tum Hoti To Aisa Hota Tum Hoti To Vaisa Hota; Aur Tum N Hoti To . .. ... Paisa Hi Paisa Hota!
Pahle Dil Ki Suno Fir Dimaag Se Kaam Lo! Aur Aakhir Me Majbur Hokar . .. .... Wahi Karo Jo Tumhari Bivi Chahati Hai!
Patni: Suniye Ji Aapka Dost Galat Ladki Se Shadi Kar Raha Hai Aap Use Rokte Kyon Nahi? Pati: Main Kyon Roku? Usne Mujhe Roka Tha Kya?
Patni: Jante Ho Maine Tumse Shaadi Kyon Ki? Pati: Kyon? Patni: Taki Main Jaan Saku Ki Tum Kitne Murkh Ho? Pati: To Shadi Karne Ki Kya Jarurat Thi! Ye To Tum Aise Hi Jaan Sakti Thi Jab Maine Tumse Shadi Karne Ki Khwahish Jahir Ki Thi!
Vivahit Pati: Hipnotis Karna Kya Hota Hai? Patni: Kisi Ko Apne Control Men Karke Apni Marji Ke Kaam Karvaana! Pati: Chal Jhuthi! Use To Shadi Kahte Hain!
Do Bachchon Ki Man Tisari Bar Shadi Karne Ja Rahi Thi! Feron Ke Vakt Chhota Bachcha Rone Laga! Tang Aakar Man Boli "Chup Ho Ja Varna Agli Shadi Men Nahi Leker Jaungi"
Ek Du:Khi Pati Ne Kaha Ki Maang Bharne Ki Saja Kuch Is Tarah Pa Raha Hu; Ki Mang Puri Kartekarte Mangmang Kar Kha Raha Hu!
Sachcha Pyar: Tantrik: Bhakt Tum Par Ek Bhutani Ka Saaya Hain! Bhakt: Baba Ji "Main Thappad Mar Dunga Agar Aapne Meri Bivi Ke Bare Men Kuchh Bhi Kaha To!"
Duniya Men Log Ek Dusre Ko Kis Hasrat Se Dakhtee Hain? Kanware Shadi Shuda Ko Aur Shadi Shuda Kanwaro Ko!
Shadi Karne Ke Baad Aur Mobile Lene Ke Bad; Ek Hi Baat Ka Afsos Hota Hai Ki Kash Kuch Din Aur Ruk Jaate To Acha Model Mil Jata!
Duniyan Men 2 Log Ek Dusre Ko Hasrat Se Dekhte Hain: . .. ... Kanware Shadishuda Ko; Aur Shadishuda Kanwaron Ko!