Santa and banta in a discussion. santa: if i drink coffee, i can't sleep. banta: with me it`s the opposite. if i sleep, i can`t drink coffee.
Banta: why is it said that behind every successful man, there is a woman? santa: stupid, don't you see women chasing successful men, so they got to be behind while chasing!
Jeeto teaching english grammar to her hubby. jeeto: `i am beautiful`, which tense is that? santa: it certainly is a past tense.
Jeeto sent santa for shopping. she told him to get something that will make her look sexy. he came back with 2 bottles of vodka for himself.
Santa: why are you crying, darling? jeeto: i baked a cake and the dog ate it all up. santa: don't worry, i will get you another dog.
Santa standing on the platform suddenly jumps on the railway track. banta: santa, you'll die. santa: fool, you'll die; because haven’t you heard, the train is coming on the platform?
Santa: i do not want to marry coz i am afraid of women. banta: get married soon, then u'll be afraid of only one woman & start loving all other women!
Santa was riding on a horse. he jumped the red light & a cop whistles. santa lifts the tail of the horse & says, `you can note down the number`.
Santa goes to buy an underwear. on choosing one, he asks, how much for this? shopkeeper: rs 500 only. santa: i need a daily wear so show me a regular underwear not the party underwear.
Manager: sorry, but i can't give u a job. i don't have any more work. santa: that's all right, sir. in fact, i am just the right person in this case. you see, i won't ask you to give me work anyway!
Santa: i couldn't slept all night in the train. banta: why? santa: got upper berth. banta: why didn't u try to exchange your berth? santa: oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth.