Judge: why were u arrested? santa: for shopping early. judge: well, that’s not a crime. anyway, how early were u shopping? santa: before the shop opened.
Jeeto: last night, i had a dream that u were sending me jewelry and clothes! santa: yeah, and i saw your dad paying the bill!
Jeeto (standing in front of mirror) i am fat, old, wrinkled, and no longer pretty. will you still give me a romantic compliment? santa: your eyesight is still excellent!
Santa: dear son, this time you have to get at least 95% marks. pappu: no dad, i will get 100% this time. santa: why are u telling a joke? pappu: who started first?
Santa: why are you crying? banta: the elephant is dead. santa: was he your pet? banta: no, but i'm the one who has to dig his grave.
Santa: once when i was playing on a road, a speeding bike hit me and i fell down on the earth unconsciously. banta: oh my god! did you survive that accident or you died? santa: i don’t remember exactly, i was only 3 years old at that time.
Santa went into a public toilet and came out after one hour. the sweeper sitting outside asked for 20 rupees. shocked santa said, i was sitting in a toilet and not a cyber cafe.
Pappu: dad, was it your love marriage with mom? santa: yes son. how do you know? pappu: coz of the difference of 4 months between your marriage and my date of birth.