Santa: I do not want to marry coz I am afraid of women

Santa: i do not want to marry coz i am afraid of women. banta: get married soon, then u'll be afraid of only one woman & start loving all other women!

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Santa: I do not want to marry coz I am afraid of women

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
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Santa: I do not want to marry coz I am afraid of women

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