Santa: my wife was really sick this morning. banta: how sick? santa: so sick that i had to carry her to the kitchen to make my breakfast.
Santa: doctor, you must help me. i'm under such a lot of stress. i keep losing my temper with people. doctor: tell me about your problem. santa: i just did, you son of a b***h!.
Santa: my son failed his biology test today. banta: that's pretty bad. santa: yeah, they asked, "what is commonly found in cells?". apparently 'prisoners' wasn't the correct answer.
Santa: my wife can multi-task. banta: really? santa: yeah, she can take a phone call, tidy her hair and crash her car, all at the same time.
Santa: darling! why do you love a rose that dies in a day, but don't love me who dies for you everyday? jeeto: haye ve rabba! haye main marja! kanjra, enni angreji?(oh my god! oh god may take my breath! scoundrel, you utter so much english!)
Santa and banta went for a drive in a torrential rain. santa: hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not? banta puts his head out & says, "yes-no, yes-no, yes-no, yes-no"!
Santa was looking at a lady. jeeto: why are you staring at that lady? santa: bcoz she looks exactly like you. jeeto: is she hot? santa's dilemma: to say yes or no!
Santa(drunk): it's really awkward. jeeto: what's awkward? santa: that i'm really drunk and you're still ugly.
Jeeto: oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me? santa: i don't know, but i promise i'll never do it again.
Santa: i respect blind people. banta: why? santa: because they judge others by their personality, not by their looks.
Bank sent an sms to santa: your payments are outstanding. santa humbly replied, "thanx for the compliment".