Santa: Darling! Why do you love a rose that dies in a day

Santa: darling! why do you love a rose that dies in a day, but don't love me who dies for you everyday? jeeto: haye ve rabba! haye main marja! kanjra, enni angreji?(oh my god! oh god may take my breath! scoundrel, you utter so much english!)

Santa: Darling! Why do you love a rose that dies in a day

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
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Santa: Darling! Why do you love a rose that dies in a day

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