The math teacher saw that little johnny wasn't paying attention in class. she called on him and said, "pappu! what are 4, 2, 28 and 44?" little johnny quickly replied, "cartoon network, ten sports, discovery channel and pogo!"
Banta: life ko kaun zyada achhaa bana sakti hai, girlfriend ya wife? santa: wife. bas, honi kisi aur ki chahiye!
Teacher: asman me udne wali chiz ande deti hai, jamin pe rahne wali bache deti hai. kaun hai jo asman me udti hai par bachche jamin par deti he? santa: airhostess
Banta: what's the similarity between marriage and 11:59pm? santa: dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate hain.
Jeeto: ek baat batani hai, par plz muje marna nahi. santa: bolo. jeeto: mein pregnant hu! santa: it's a gud news. jeeto: shadi k pahle pitaji ko bataya to bahut maar padi thi.
Amli: doctar ji tuhanu tankay lagonay aunde hun? dr: haan ji, daso kithay lagonay ne? amli: aa lo ji chapal te la do...!
Santa: rab j tu mainu 100 rs deve ta 50 main guru ghar devanga. thodi dur ja k usnu 50 rs lab gaye. santa: wah rabba ena v bhrosa ni, apne pehle hi kat laye...
Bante de ghar buddi mar gayi. saare kehan lagge: bebe mainu lai jaandi! mainu lai jaandi! banta vichon uthh ke kehenda: saaleo! bebe ne sumo kiti hoi si ki?
Banta mujra dekhne gaya, sari raat mujra dekha. bai ne kaha: sahab humne aap ko khush kiya, ab aap hume khush karo. banta utha or khud nachne laga.. gud night.
Inspector to banta: faansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai? banta: mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..!
Banta: kal muje 10 logo ne peeta. santa: phir tune kya kiya? banta: maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao. santa: phir? banta: phir kya, salon ne ek-ek karke dubara peeta !
Teacher askd santa: what is d meaning of tamso maa jyotir gamaya? santa: tu so ja maa, main jyoti de ghar ho k aya.