Santa: Rab j tu mainu 100 rs deve ta 50 main Guru Ghar devanga

Santa: rab j tu mainu 100 rs deve ta 50 main guru ghar devanga. thodi dur ja k usnu 50 rs lab gaye. santa: wah rabba ena v bhrosa ni, apne pehle hi kat laye...

Santa: Rab j tu mainu 100 rs deve ta 50 main Guru Ghar devanga

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
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banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

Santa: Rab j tu mainu 100 rs deve ta 50 main Guru Ghar devanga

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