Postman: i have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet. santa: why did u come so far. instead u could have posted it.
Driver: sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya, gaadi aage nahi ja sakti. banta:-chalo phir, wapis le chalo. driver: sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya, gaadi aage nahi ja sakti. banta:-chalo phir, wapis le chalo.
An englishman and banta inside the toilet. englishman: good evening, how do u do? banta: gud evening, we open the zip and do.
Dr: yeh urine sample nahi, apple juice hai! santa's wife: ek phone kar loon? ! dr: why? ! wife: santaji ko batana hai k urine bottle unke tiffin me chali gayi.
What a rip-off! santa picked up a book called 37 mating positions. he goes home, opens it... and it turns out to be a book on chess!
Banta to his servant: go and water the plants. servant: it's already raining. banta: so what, take an umbrella and go.
Santa: how's ur sex life? bangta: as ususal great, monday to friday. santa: what about the weekends? banta: weekends? oh! that time i'm at home, relaxing with my wife.
Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon ho? santa: ek dost ko 3 lac plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab use pehchan nahin pa raha
Interviewer: what is skeleton? santa: skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Teacher: translate - bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain. santa: the tablets are walking in the market
Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu? sardar bola: oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.