Santa kadi-chawal kha raha tha. khate-khate ek makkhi khane pe baithne lagi. santa use udate hue bola-chal pagli, ye wo nahi hai jo tu samaj rahi h. "shree....?******
Banta to doctor : doctor sahab! mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu. doctor : hoga to hum le lenge .
Santa called @ vodafone /airtel/relaince/idea. care a girl picked up the phone girl: ..........customer care mein aapka swaagat hai santa:thank u girl: mai aapki kya sahaayta kar sakti hu?? santa:kya aap shaadi karna chahti hai mujhse?? girl: jee aapne galat number laga diya hai santa:nai nai maine sahi number lagaya hai, aap shaadi karengi? girl: jee mai shaadi mein interested nai hu santa:arre madam sun toh lijiye ek baar girl: not interested santa:love marriage karengi toh honeymoon mein switzerland, arrange marriage karengi toh paris girl: jee mai aapse shaadi karna hee nai chahti toh aap offer kyu de rahe hai?? santa:court marriage ka expense 10,000rs normal wedding ka expense 2,00,000rs muslim style wedding mein sirf 200rs girl: aapko samajh nai aata ki mujhe shaadi nai karni fir bhi aap samajte nai santa:ab pata chala madam aapko humara dard, jabki hume nai interest hota phir bhi aap naye naye offer ke naam per baar baar call karti rehti hai girl shocked, santa rocked
Aaj ka sawal.. . ab batao inme se santa kon hai ..?? . . . customer- 1 colgate dena ..!! . . . . shopkeepar- kaunsa ..?? . . . . customer- pepsodant ..!! comment must..????????
Sante ek sadhu se mila. sadhu:kuchh daan karo bachcha. santa ne 50 rs. de dia sadhu khush ho ke:mang beta, kya chahiye? santa:baba, mere 50 rs wapas dedo
Santa:computer kharidne gaya salseman ne tarifo ka pul bandhte hue kaha yeh computer aapka 50% kam akele hi kar dega santa: phir to mai do kharid lunga
Santa to taxi driver vinayak mandir jaoge kya? taxi driver haa sahab! santa- theek hai wapas aate waqt mere liye prasad le aana!
Banta ko santa ka 1 blank msg aaya, fir usne vapis santa phone kiya aur bola, oye yaar tenu malum hai tere mobile ki ink khatam hogayi,
Santa pahli baar village mein gaya, base se utarte hi, mitti haath mein uthakar bola gav ki mitti ki khusboo hi alag hoti. banta bola: bhai theek se dekh, ye mitti nahi tatti hai
Santa: mere pitaji ye tay nahi kar paa rahe hai ki gaay kharidna theek hoga ya motorcyle? banta: mere hisab se motorcyle kharidna theek hoga, kyonki gaay par savari karte ve bade bevkoof lagenge. sana: baat tau tumhari theek hai, lekin motor cycle se doodh duhate bhi ve aur bhi bade bevkoof lagenge
Jeeto: doctor ne mujhe ek mahine ka aaram aur kisi hill station par jaane ko kaha hai, hum kaha jayenge? santa: kisi dusrey doctor ke paas!!!
Teacher: light kitho aandi hai? pappu: mere nankeya de gharon. teacher: kinwe? pppu: jado light jandi hai papa kehndy ne ‘saleya ne pher cut ti.