Santa called @ vodafone /airtel/relaince/idea. care
a girl picked up the phone
girl: ..........customer care mein aapka swaagat hai
santa:thank u
girl: mai aapki kya sahaayta kar sakti hu??
santa:kya aap shaadi karna chahti hai mujhse??
girl: jee aapne galat number laga diya hai
santa:nai nai maine sahi number lagaya hai, aap shaadi karengi?
girl: jee mai shaadi mein interested nai hu
santa:arre madam sun toh lijiye ek baar
girl: not interested
santa:love marriage karengi toh honeymoon mein switzerland, arrange marriage karengi toh paris
girl: jee mai aapse shaadi karna hee nai chahti toh aap offer kyu de rahe hai??
santa:court marriage ka expense 10,000rs
normal wedding ka expense 2,00,000rs
muslim style wedding mein sirf 200rs
girl: aapko samajh nai aata ki mujhe shaadi nai karni fir bhi aap samajte nai
santa:ab pata chala madam aapko humara dard, jabki hume nai interest hota phir bhi aap naye naye offer ke naam per baar baar call karti rehti hai
girl shocked, santa rocked