Santa-yaar suna hai teri wife bhag gai? tera kya kahna hai.. . banta: bs yaar kya kahu "kabi khushi kabhi gham"
Santa talking on phone. banta:kis se baat kar rahe ho? santa:biwi se. banta:itne pyar se...? santa:tumhari hai.
Ek baar santa raat mein gangubai ke ghar gaya..usne darwaja knock kiya.. gangubai :- kaun? santa :- main.. gangubai :- main kaun? santa :- are pagli, tu gangubai... :d
Santa toilet gaya to diwar per likha tha, "duniya chaand per phuch gai hai, aur tum yaha baitho ho?" santa ne likh diya, . . "bas ye kerke, me bhi jaa rhaa hun."
Teacher to santa- isko hindi mei translate karo "she is kidding" santa hasne lga or table pr hi gir gya or bola . . . woh bache de rahi hai ..
Bhikhari: bhagwan ke naam par kuch de do sahab santa: chutta nahi hai bhikhari: koi baat nahi sunny leon ka video dikha do saab 1 rupaye wala
Santa 'jockey' ki chaddi laya aur pure gaaon me dhoti utha utha ke dikhaya... . ghar aaya, almari kholi toh behosh....q. q . q q aila !! chaddi to almari me hai.
Santa to banta - tumko kisi se pyar hua hai ? banta - haa yaar par vo manti hi nahi, kyu kya kaheti he, kaheti hai "i love u 2" pata nahi sala ye dusra kon hai.........
Teachr- "main teri jaan nikal dungi" iski english kya hogi..?? . . . . santa- english ki aisi tesi, tu saali haath laga k to dikha.. !!
Santa got job in 'idea' customer care call centre. customer: my idea sim is blocked, what to do? santa : don't get tense, remove 'idea' sim and use 'airtel' sim. thank you for calling 'aircel'.
Minister : bomb blast me marne walo ko 5 lakh aur zakhmiyo ko 3 lakh denge , . . . . . . . santa : mera baap pahle zakhmi hua fir mar gaya. hamara 8 lakh banta hai ...