Santa toilet gaya to diwar per likha tha

Santa toilet gaya to diwar per likha tha, "duniya chaand per phuch gai hai, aur tum yaha baitho ho?" santa ne likh diya, . . "bas ye kerke, me bhi jaa rhaa hun."

Santa toilet gaya to diwar per likha tha

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

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Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

Santa toilet gaya to diwar per likha tha

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