Santa : mere padosi ka bachha gum ho gaya ! banta : fir kya kiya ? santa : maine kaha google per search kar lo mil jaye to download kar lena...
Teacher to santa- if a paratha & a pizza is thrown from a 50 feet building, which will reach the ground first? santa: pizza, coz itz a fast food!!
Santa ki girlfriend ne usko message kiya “i miss u” bohat dair sochne k baad santa ne jawab diya: ok, mujhe manzoor hai, i student u.
Santa ka baap foreign se ghar aaya.. father:- tumhari mummy kahan hai ? santa:- padoshi ke sath bhag gai.. father:- tumne mujhe bataya kyon nahi? santa:- maine socha tha ki aapko surprise dunga... :p :d
Santa or banta jungle mein potty kar rahe the, tabhi ek sher aa gaya.. santa : tu dar raha hai? banta : nahi toooo... santa : to saale apni dho naa..meri kyon dho raha hai... :d
Santa radio lekar khet me potti karne gaya. banta:aaj to maje se ki hogi? santa:khak maje se ki, radio pe jan-gan-man aa gaya. khade khade kani padi.
Santa- yaar! a auratein sharab se nafrat q karati hai? banta- islye ki, sharab pine ke baad chuhe jaisa pati bhi sher ho jata hai.
Santa: why do girls look beautiful? is it real or due to make up? banta: all false. girls look beautiful because boys have good imagination
Once santa was trying 2 impress a young lady. santa:i have seen u some where. lady:possible,i am a nurse working in mental hospital!!
Santa: "madam these undergarments will look nice on u" lady: how can u be so sure? santa: i'have done diploma in interior designing
Santa - yaar uth bhukamp aa raha hai, sara ghar hil raha hai. banta- soja-soja ghar girega to makaan maalik ka, hum to kirayedar hain..
Santa ko uska sasur peet rha tha. kyon? jb uski wife ko beta hua. dr. ne usko sms kiya, "mubark ho, aap baap bn gye". santa ne msg sbko fwd kr diya..