Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. you know why? because he opened petrol pump on second floor...
Santa: that girl is deaf banta: how do you know? santa: i said i love her, she said her chapels are new.
Teacher: which animal flies in the air, but gives birth to young ones on land? santa (excited for the first time because he knows the answer) santa: airhostess!!!!
Santa's wife: oye ji stop looking at other women you are married now. santa: arre you mean if i am on diet i cant look at the menu also?
Officer santa: madam swimming is restricted in this lake. lady: why didn't you tell me when i was removing my clothes? officer santa: that is not restricted.
Do you drink? girl's father asked santa. santa says " first tell me whether it's a question or invitation?"
Santa's wife hit him on the head with the frying pan. santa: what was that for? santa's wife: i found a paper in your pocket with the same basanti on it. santa: i bet on a horse last week and basanti was the name of my horse. santa's wife: oho sorry next day she hit him with the frying pan again. santa: now what happened? santa's wife: your horse is on the phone.
Santa being romantic to his wife. "one day god tested me, erased all my memory and asked do you remember anyone now? i told him your name and he replied, "i am sorry some viruses cannot be formatted"
Santa is the true music lover. a girl is singing in a bathroom while taking a bath and santa is near the keyhole listening to her.
Santa threw his watch off the balcony of his house on the tenth floor. he ran downstairs and still managed to catch it. how did he do that? because santa's watch is always ten minutes slow.
"darling" said santa to his new bride. "now that we are married, do you think you can live on my small income?". "ofcourse dearest", she replied. "but what will you live on?"