Santa's wife hit him on the head with the frying pan.
santa: what was that for?
santa's wife: i found a paper in your pocket with the same basanti on it.
santa: i bet on a horse last week and basanti was the name of my horse.
santa's wife: oho sorry
next day she hit him with the frying pan again.
santa: now what happened?
santa's wife: your horse is on the phone.