Santa: go and water the plants. servant: it's already raining. santa: so what? take an umbrella and go.
Sardar proposed a girl...... girl said im 1yr elder to you........... sardar said oye no problem soniye,ill marry you next year.
There was a short note written on poster of adult movie. "under 18 are not allowed." santa saw this msg, what he did next time he came with 17 people along with him.
Q: how do you recognize santa's son, pappu, in school? a: he is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
Jeeto: if i die what'll you do? santa: i may also die. jeeto: why? santa: some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.
Santa walks into a library & says, "can i have a burger and coke? "librarian, "i'm sorry, this is a library. " santa whispers, "can i have a burger & fries?"
Santa was drawing money from atm. banta, who was just behind him in the line said i've seen ur password. it's ****. santa: u r wrong. it's 1394. l
Teacher: what should be in a book to make it a bestseller? pappu: a girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
An englishman and santa inside the toilet. englishman: good evening, how do u do? santa: gud evening, we open the zip and do.
Banta asked santa: why manmohan singh goes for a walk in evening? santa: very simple, because he is pm not am.
Santa ne bhagte huye bus pakdi aur driver se puchha. bus teri maa lagti he? nahi. behen? nahi. biwi? nahi. to kamine "pakdne" kyo nhi deta..
Santa was slapped by a lady in the lift...... bcoz he misunderstood her request, . . . when she said... "ek dabaana" !!