Autowala- saab 30rs hue . santa- le 15rs autowala- saab ye to beimani hai.. :-c santa- beimani kaisi? t u bh to ba th k aay ha . aadha tu de ( ..)
Santa ne shampoo kharida santa: iske sath jo gift hai wo do! dukandar: iske sath koi gift nhi hai! santa: saale! par espe to likha hai, "dandruff free"...@
Banta, "all of the thrill is gone from my marriage." santa, "why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair?" banta, "but what if my wife finds out?" santa, "heck, this is a new age we live in. go ahead and just tell her about it." banta goes home to his wife and says, "preeto, i think an affair will help bring us closer together." preeto, "forget it, i've already tried that. it didn't work."
Santa or banta ne samandar ke kinarey ek board dekha jispe likha tha- doobte ko bachane wale ko 500 ka inaam.. santa - me jump lagata hu, tu mujhe bachana, is tarah 500 rs. milenge, fifty fifty kar lenge.. . or ye kah kar santa kud gaya.. or banta khamoshi se dekhta raha santa chilla ke - abe mujhe terna nahi aata, tu mujhe bachata kyo nahi... . banta - tune board ke niche jo likha hai wo nahi padha - "lash ko nikalne wale ko 2000 ka inaam"
Santa:- oye tune apni sagai kyun tod di? . . pappu: are us ka koi boyfriend nhi tha.... . santa: toh..? . . . . . pappu: toh, jo aaj tak kisi ki na ho saki wo meri kya hogi...:p :-d
Santa bank me paise jama karane gaya. cashier- tumhare note nakli hai. santa- tujhe kya farak padata hai? jama to mere account me ho rahe hai na..!!=d =))
Ek baar santa cold drinks ki dukan per gaya or dukandar se bola..!! ek pepsi bottle kholo bhai.. dukandar ne khol di. phir kaha aik 7-up bhi kholo.. dukandar ne khol di. phir kaha aik sprite bhi kholo.. dukandar ne khol di. phir kaha aik mountain dew bhi kholo yar.. dukandar ko gussa aya aur bola: tu kaunsi piye ga mere baap..?? . santa : bhaijan peeni to koi nhi hai.. muje to ye bottle khulne ki aavaj badi pasand hai..
On jeeto's bday santa had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses. when he returns home jeeto said: thanks i got cheque cashed from bank manager.
Santa: darling, years ago u had a figure like coke bottle. jeeto: yes darling i still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.
Santa bought a car on loan... he didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car. santa: if i knew this, i'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!
Santa: i got married because i was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes. banta: amazing, i got divorce for the same reason.
Banta: when i get mad at u, u never fight back. how do u control ur anger? preeto: i clean the toilet. banta: how does that help? preeto: i use ur toothbrush.