Banta cam out of exam hall very sad. santa asked ,”why?” he said, “oye, i dont know past tense of “think”. i thought and thought and finally i wrote thunk!”
Lady teacher: write a sentence ending with hand. banta: my penis in ur hand. teacher slapped banta. santa: sorry mam, i 4got 2 put space betwn pen is.
Santa -banta kiss kise karna chahiye banta - police wali ko nhi varna kahegi 'stop and hands up ' nars ko bhi nhi vo kahegi ' next ' hamesa teacher ko kiss karna vo kahegi ' repeat it 5 times.....!!!! bharat mali 9993044403
????santa aur banta 8th mein aathvi baar fail ho gaye santa: chal suicide kar le banta: saale, pagal ho gaya hai ?? agle janam fir nursery se shuru karna padega??????
Santa: shirt ke liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye. sales man: plain main dikhau. santa: nahin helicopter main dikha saale bandar ki aulad? yahin pey dikha
Doctor: do exercise daily for good health. santa: sir i play football, cricket, daily. doctor: how long do you play? santa: until d battery in my mobile goes down!
Died laughing... ????? teacher: dhritrashtra ke 100 bete the. paandav ke sirf 5 bete... aisa kyon....? santa: sir, jinki aankhe hoti hai, unko aur bhi kaam hote hein....! ??
Waiter: your bill sir ! santa : take my card... waiter : but sir, yeh toh aapki shaadi ka card hai ! santa : to phir baahar kya mazaak me likha hai ? "all cards accepted? ?? jaldi fwd karo mkt me naya hai... ?????????
Jung main santa ne bullet proof jacket ki jagah machrdani pehani. banta-aisa kyu? santa-jisme machar nahi ghus sakta usme goli kaise gusegi yaar.
Santa: mere teen bete engineer ban gye magr ek beta daku ban gya, banta: to use ghar se nikaal do, santa: yehi to problam hai kamakar to whi laa rha hai..!
Jewellery shop mein santa ki, zabardast pitaayi ho gai. y ? santa ne sales-girl se kaha: aapki ek ek item gazab ki hai. sone ka kya rate lengi.
Ek baar char dost the, anta singh, banta singh, canta singh and danta singh chaaro ne mil ke petrol pump khola ek bhi customer nahin aaya .. pata hai kyun..? coz petrol pump was on 1st floor.. fir charo ne usi floor pe restaurent khola? phir ek bhi customer nahin aaya.. pata hai kyun? petrol pump ka board nahin hataya.. fir charon ne restaurant bech kar paise se taxi lee? but ek bhi sawari nahin aayi? pata hai kyu..? coz 2 dost aage aur 2 piche baith ke sawari dhund rahe the.. ek din taxi kharab ho gayi? charo ne khoob dhakka lagaya? but taxi wahi ki wahi? pata hai kyu..? 2 aage se aur 2 pichhe se dhakka de rahe the? fir charo ne 1 bachhe ko kidnap kiya? bachhe ko kaha ghar ja apne baap se 5 lac rs le kar aa, warna tujhe maar denge. bachha ghar gaya aur uske papa ne paise de bhi diye?. pata hai kyu..? coz bachhe ke baap ka nam santa singh tha?!