Waiter: Your Bill Sir ! Santa : Take My Card

Waiter: your bill sir ! santa : take my card... waiter : but sir, yeh toh aapki shaadi ka card hai ! santa : to phir baahar kya mazaak me likha hai ? "all cards accepted? ?? jaldi fwd karo mkt me naya hai... ?????????

Waiter: Your Bill Sir ! Santa : Take My Card

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santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
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santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

Waiter: Your Bill Sir ! Santa : Take My Card

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