Santa: tum bike itni tez q chla rhe ho? banta: ye letter urgent dena hai santa: kaha? banta: address padhne ka time nai hai. santa: ok go fast.!
Santa dialled a phn no. a computrizd female voice said: "apke pas paryapt balance nai h." santa-bas sohniye.. tere nal gl ho jandi
Santa sabji lene gaya. sabji wala sbji pr pani chidk rha tha. santa intzar krta rha, jb kafi der ho gai to bola:-agar inhe hosh aa gya ho to 1 kilo de do.
Banta to santa: bahar kyon baitha hai? santa: marriage anniversary hai wife ko chain gift diya tha...wife ne bahar nikal diya.. banta: kyon? chain chandi ki laya kya ? santa: nahi cycle ki...!!! :|
Santa vodafone company main interview dene gaya! . . pehle hi sawaal main usse marke bhaga diya.. . sawaal : sabse accha network kaunsa hai? . . santa : cartoon network! :d :o :d
Santa delhi k ek kothe pr gaya or bola, muje rita se milna hai. mousi: wo ek baar k 1000 rs leti hai, santa: no prblem. santa ne rita k sath sex karke 1000 rs de diye. next day fir rita se sex krke 1000 rs de diye. 3rd day b sex k bad 1000 rs diye, rita: bade dildar ho kahan se aye ho? santa : ludhiana se. rita: waha to meri behan b rehti hai. santa : malum hai, usi ne 3000 rs diye the aur kaha tha meri behan ko de dena. har santa chutiya nahi hota.
Santa in bmw at petrol pump: 5 rupaiye ka petrol daal do. pump wala (gusse me): itna sara petrol dalwa ke kahaan jana hai? santa:" jaana kahi nahi hai pagle, hum to aise hi paise udaate hai".
Fashon ka zamana hai ek ladki ke t-shirt pe likha tha amul the taste of india. use dekh kar santa bahut khush hua, aur apni pent pe likhva liya kurkure tedha hai par mera hai.
Santa:- yaar aajkal, judwa bachche paida kyo ho rhe hai? . . . . . . . banta:- yar desh me itna aatankwad bad gaya hai, ki bachche akele aane se darte hai.
Santa k dono kaan jal gaye doctor : tumhare kaan kese jale? santa : main qameez istari kar raha tha ke phone aa gaya. main ne jaldi main phone ki jagah istari kaan ko laga li..! doctor : to doosra kaan kaise jala? . . . . santa : ab ambulance ko bhi phone karna tha na..
Santa chemist ke pass gaya aur bola: bhai kuch help chahiye..?? chemist: haan bolo..? santa ne apni dawaai ki bottle me se ek chamach chemist ko pila ke pucha: meetha hai kya.?? chemist: nahi to . . . . . . santa: bas yahi puchna tha, doctor ne kaha tha ki chemist ke paas jakar urine test karwa kar pata karo ki urine me sugar hai ke nahi.!!
Height of jelously after knowing there is a place called santacruze banta is now finding a place called bantacruze!!! !!!!12 ^ _|!!!