Santa- us chilmon se vo jhanka , iss chilmon se mai jhankun banta- wah wah! santa-us chilmon se vo jhanka, iss chilmon se mai jhankun banta-wah wah! santa-us chilmon se vo jhanka,is iss chilmon se mai jhankun banta-aag laga do un dono chilmano ko, na vo jhanke gi na tu;-)
Santa ki shaadi k 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya. santa : ye 3 mahine me bacha kaise ho gaya..?? biwi : aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai..?? santa : 3 mahine. biwi : aur meri shadi ko..?? santa : 3 mahine. biwi : aur bachcha kitne time baad hua..?? santa : 3 mahine baad. biwi : total kitne mahine ho gaye..?? santa : ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye! time ka pata hi nahi laga?!! :p :d
Santa: yaar uth bhukamp aa raha hai, saara ghar hil raha hai. . . . . . . banta: soja-soja ghar girega to makaan maalik ka, hum to kirayedar hain.
Santa's wife:"agar duniya mein aurat na hoti to tumhare pant ke button kaun takta..??? . . . . . . santa:"yadi duniya mein aurat na hoti to pant pehnne ki jarurat hi kya thi..??? :p
Santa :- yaar tu itna bada ho gaya aur abhi tak daadhi - mooch nahi aayi banta :- yaar main apni ma par gaya hu na.
Santa helmet pehankar bahar nikla, to poloce ne kaha :- nikal 50 rs. santa :- abe maine helmet pehni to hai. police :- abe par scooter kaha hai?.
Santa :- yaar tune school aana kyo chod diya? banta :- yaar actually mere papa kahte hai, 1 hi jagah baar baar jane izzat kam ho jati hai.
Santa visits a bar . santa goes into a bar in new york. . . the man on his right orders a drink, . 'johnnie walker, single.' . . . the man on his left says, 'jack daniels, single.' . . . santa says. 'santa singh, married.'
Santa class me hans raha tha 1 ladki boli stand up kaun ho tum?? . . santa :- tum kaun ho? . . . ladki :- mai monitor hun. . . . santa :- ha.ha.ha.ha.ha. tere din gaye pagali ab laptop aur lcd ka zamana hai.
Daku bank lutne gaye.. gun ghar me he bhul gaye fir bhi bank lut lia kaise? bank manager santa tha, bola: koi baat nai i trust u, gun muje kal dikha dena.
Santa joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. santa : keyboard alphabets were not in order, so i made it alright…
Tourist guide : santaji plz dont sit there, its tipu sultan’s chair santa : oye dont worry yaa.. i’ll get up when he comes.!!..