Santa ki shaadi k 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.
santa : ye 3 mahine me bacha kaise ho gaya..??
biwi : aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai..??
santa : 3 mahine.
biwi : aur meri shadi ko..??
santa : 3 mahine.
biwi : aur bachcha kitne time baad hua..??
santa : 3 mahine baad.
biwi : total kitne mahine ho gaye..??
santa : ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye! time ka pata hi nahi laga?!! :p :d