Pappu: fruit wale bhaiyya, give me some potatoes fever. fruit wala: ah 'potatoes fever' ki hunda hai? pappu: oh my god! you illiterate people, potatoes fever means 'aaloo bukhara'!
Maths teacher to pappu, if you have rs. 1000/- in one pocket & rs. 1000/- in another pocket, what would you think? pappu: main kite apne piyo di pant ta nahi paa layi?
Pappu (trying to convince his girlfriend for doggy style sex): doggy style sex karne se aankh ki roshni badhti hai. girlfriend:tumhein kaise pata? pappu: kabhi kutton ko chashma pehne hue dekha hai kya?
Teacher: aaj ki online class khatam, kuchh doubt ho toh puchho? pappu: beech mein jo chai dene aayi thi, woh aapki beti thi kya?
Pappu: bhai, new year ka plan kya hai? bunty: koi plan nahi hai... kyon? pappu: kuch nahi bas cancel karna tha!
Teacher: complete the sentence... "if my cup is only half full..." pappu: may be you need a smaller bra!
Girlfriend: hi! pappu: hi! girlfriend: are you free? pappu: sure enough. girlfriend: loo tera? pappu: le le, yaar! girlfriend: stupid, i was talking about the movie!