Maths teacher to Pappu

Pappu: What do you call security guards working outside Samsun.......

Pappu: My girlfriend says she wants me to be more like her Ex.
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Teacher: Pappu, why are you scratching yoursel.......

Pappu: My girlfriend is like a fart.
Bunty: Why do you say so?
Pappu.......

Pappu: Papa Mujhe ₹ 100 Do
Santa: Pichle Hafte Jo ₹ 100 Diye The Pehle Uska Hisaab De
Pappu: Agar Hisaab .......

Teacher: Name a major disease associated wi.......