Teacher: if i gave you ₹200 and you gave ₹50 to rosy, ₹50 to suzi, ₹50 to nikki and ₹50 to amy, what would you have? pappu: an orgy!
Pappu: aunty hum mil kar fruit chat ki dukan khole? aunty: beta lekin custmor kaise aayenge? pappu: main aawaz lagaunga, "10 rupay mein aunty ki chaat lo!"
A biology teacher was dissecting a frog. having explained the inner features of the amphibians, he asked his students, "what would you expect to find if you dissected a human beings?" pappu, a bright lad replied, "sir i would expect to find myself behind bars!"
Pappu: what do you think of 35a? girlfriend: that's not my size. whose size is that... who is that bitch? pappu: galti ho gayi meri maa... maaf kar de!
Bunty: true love always comes back. pappu: that's right, last month my girlfriend came back to me after a fight to invite me for her wedding!
Girl: baby, my mom liked you. she said yes for marriage. pappu: i only loved you and i only want to marry you. tell your mom to forget me!
Teacher: have you done anything generous? pappu: i met a boy outside my house crying, he had lost 100 rupees. so i gave him 10 rupees from the 100 rupees i found. when god blesses you, you must bless others!
Teacher: tell me a sentence that starts with an 'i'. pappu: i is the... teacher: stop! never put 'is' after an 'i'. always put 'am' after an 'i'. pappu: ok. i am the ninth letter of the alphabet!
Pappu: what happened? why are you so sad? girl: i lost my job. pappu: oh! my dad's company is recruiting. girl: wow! which position? pappu: daughter-in-law!
Teacher: complete the sentence... "if my cup is only half full..." pappu: may be you need a smaller bra! teacher: get out!