The only time when a man doesn't stare at a woman in local bus or train is when he's sitting on the ladies seat!
HR: There is a 2 years gap on your CV! Candidate: I was in jail. HR: Why? Candidate: I killed the guy who told me, "We'll call you back". HR: Welcome on board!
Red Label Tea advertisement Punjabi version: Ting Tong Boy: Uncle Thodi Adrak Milegi, Mujhe Sardi Ho Gayi Hai. Uncle: Oh Adrak Chadd, Puttar. Le Thodi Rum Pi Lai. Boy: Oh Balle Uncle, Mazza Aa Geya!
Guys who message "I love you" to girls on Sarahah are the same guys who write "I love you Pooja" on school/college washroom walls!
Yesterday I was mugged by a thief. He told me, "Your money or your life!" I told him, "I am married... i.e. no money and no life." We hugged and cried together. It was a beautiful moment!
Interviewer: What are your strengths? Guy: I don't panic under pressure. Interviewer: How? Guy (takes out his phone): See 2% battery and I'm still calm!
Man: What is the fee for getting a divorce? Lawyer: 50000/- Man: You took only 500/- for the marriage registration? Lawyer: Freedom is always expensive!